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  1. Public Bookmark 91

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    "They did not really fuck in the Honda Odyssey, at least, in the conventional sense. The fight itself, that was a cathartic exercise, a release of aggression and hard feelings for both of them. That’s what he told himself, anyway. And what they did after that, it didn’t mean anything. It was barely more than what two teenagers would do on a third date. It was so stupid, so ridiculous, hardly even worth mentioning, let alone remembering over and over and over for three months straight.

    So why couldn’t he forget it?"

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    After an intense sexual encounter in the Odyssey, Logan tries to pretend it didn't mean anything. However, slowly, he realizes that maybe there's more to it than that. In the three months they'd been living together, Wade has made Logan feel a lot of things he's never felt before, both in the bedroom and beyond, and things he never thought he'd feel again. It's a getting-together fic fraught with pining, combined with Logan discovering a few kinks he didn't know he had.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    30 Apr 2025

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    “Where am I?” he mutters. Adrenaline is flooding through his body. His heart is beating so terribly that he can feel it inside his chest. His entire body has broken out in a cold sweat. And somehow, despite it all, his spidey-sense is dead silent. What does it know that the rest of his body doesn’t?

    “Our apartment,” says the man. He’s standing now. Peter didn’t notice when he got to his feet. “Can you tell me who you are, sweetheart?”

    Peter laughs, incredulous. He’s not exactly sure what he’s laughing at. “Peter,” he says. “Of course, I know who I am.”

    “Okay,” the man says, sounding just as concerned and careful as before. “But you don't know who I am?”

    Or: Peter gets amnesia, wiping out the last 5 years of his life. But really, how much can change in five years?

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    14 Apr 2025

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    Wade gets stuck in a time loop. He can't even appreciate that it happens on a Saturday — the day when Spider-Man sometimes patrols with him — because Spidey disappears shortly after breakfast.

    Or: Increasingly desperate attempts to escape reveal no new answers, aside from the fact that it might be up to him to save Spider-Man's life.

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    28 Feb 2025

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool are enemies. They’re also friends with benefits. A lot can change in two years.

    (A nonlinear story that follows Spider-Man and Deadpool meeting, clashing, and eventually hooking up, as well as their future counterparts who have been fucking for almost two years now.)

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    14 Feb 2025

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    “Who flirts with someone when they’re in a committed relationship?”

    Wade gapes. Spidey’s in a relationship?

    “I’m sorry,” Wade blurts. “I didn’t realize—”

    “Whatever,” Spidey interrupts. He takes a step back, standing right on the edge of the roof. “You should’ve told me. It’s not fair to make someone think—” he cuts himself off. Shakes his head. “Whatever,” he repeats.

    Or: Spidey overhears one side of a phone call between Wade and his daughter, Ellie. Wade's starting to realize that he probably should've mentioned he had a kid sometime in the last five years.

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    12 Feb 2025

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    The gas is still permeating the room. Peter wasn’t suspecting it — there was nothing about this guy to suggest he had any sort of experience engineering neurochemicals — and thus, Peter was unprepared. There was no time to escape.

    “I mean, this shit won’t work on me ‘cause of my healing factor," Wade continues. "And everybody knows that Spidey’s a beta!”

    The criminal glowers, hunched desperately over his gas canister on the other side of the room. Wade’s right that the dude is out of options, but he’s wrong about Peter being a beta. It’s not his fault — that’s exactly what Peter led everyone to believe.

    Or: Wade discovers that Spidey is an omega.

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    12 Feb 2025

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    Peter and Wade have a very brief body-swap that leaves Peter reeling with what he felt in Wade's body - and what Wade clearly felt in his. Peter decides it's time someone took Wade's pain seriously. What use is being a scientist if you can't help your violent mercenary bro?

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    12 Feb 2025

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    I decided to make this a series since I keep writing these kinds of fics 🥵

    Any fics in this series will have the common factor of Peter accidentally ending up in a situation where Wade ends up getting him off unintentionally.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    12 Feb 2025

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    Unfortunate circumstances lead to Peter and Deadpool getting tied up in webs together. Deadpool can cut them out, but not without his arm grinding against Peter with every movement.

    Peter's determined not to cum.

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    12 Feb 2025

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    Wade rescues Peter from a mad scientist, but he finds a strange device in the process. Inexplicably, it makes Peter orgasm.

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    11 Feb 2025

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    Peter and Wade get stuck in an unbelievably small closet. Then something else gets stuck elsewhere, also unbelievably.

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    11 Feb 2025

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    Peter finally has a day to himself, and he decides to relax, maybe take out a couple of toys. But then Deadpool comes by and finds this remote on the counter and oh God the vibrator's still inside of him.

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    11 Feb 2025

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    If he’s being honest, the second he decided he wasn’t going to go to the ER, he knew he’d be calling Wade. He’s done disgusting favors for Wade before, like collecting his scattered body parts and putting them back together. He’s reached his fingers into various cavities in Wade’s body to remove shrapnel and bullets and glass and all manner of things so that Wade wouldn’t have to heal around it.

    And, really, digging through your friend’s blood and guts is more disgusting than digging through their ass, right? If anything, Wade owes him this.

    Or: Peter gets a vibrator stuck in his ass. He calls Wade to help him get it out.

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    11 Feb 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 17

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    Wolfwood could ignore it. Or, well, maybe he could have. If this were any other city. Any other night. Any other song, even, because it’s one that Vash knows—Vash, whose eyes light up even behind his stupid glasses, even more bright cyan than the neon, than clear desert sky at high noon.

    Because that’s the problem. Has been all along. That it can’t be, could never be, anyone other than Vash the goddamn Stampede who looks at him like that.

    Between the start of Julai and the end of it, Vash and Wolfwood see if either one of them can get drunk. Or: a last supper, of sorts.

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    27 Dec 2024

  16. Public Bookmark 5

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    You had gone to the area to learn about the local wildlife and the fauna. Sure the villagers were wary of outsiders, but you honestly hadn't expected to be drugged and tied to a slab on
    the mountaintop in nothing but a flimsy robe. So when a handsome blond stranger shows up claiming to be a God who are you to argue?

    Originally posted 01/01/2024

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    24 Dec 2024

  17. Public Bookmark 49

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    “I want you to use me,” Vash had said. “Don’t kiss me. Don’t let me clean up. Don’t think about whether I come or not. Just - when you feel like it, as often as you want, all day. Just find me.”

    Vash wants to be defiled, and Wolfwood and Livio are not above wanting to defile him.

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    20 Nov 2024

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    Nick Wolfwood is the new director of Conrad-Chapel Funeral Home in May City, located across the street from Saverem Greenhouse & Landscaping. Over time, the owner, Vash, gets to know Nick and introduces him to the rest of the neighborhood, including local busybodies and married feminist bookshop owners Meryl and Milly. Vash and Nick are inexorably drawn to each other until they have to start admitting their feelings.

    But Vash's brother, co-owner of the garden center, hasn't left his past as far behind as the twins had hoped when they started their lives over in May.

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    20 Nov 2024

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    “You’ll know when it happens,” Vash says, and now he turns his head, showing his profile. Without the protection of his glasses, tucked into the collar of his jacket, his eyes flash white in the light. Like an animal, Nicholas thinks. Like something unknowable, untameable, no matter how close one’s willing to get.

    But Nicholas has never been afraid of getting bit. He shifts on his rocky perch, chewing the lollipop stick long gone soggy between his teeth. “Can you at least tell me what to watch for?”

    Vash hums, turning around fully, half a smile quirking the left side of his mouth, forming a dimple Nicholas wants to press his thumb into.

    “Teeth.”

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    16 Oct 2024

  20. Public Bookmark 74

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    A certain quirk of Vash’s Plant biology is making his life incredibly difficult. He just hopes he’s good enough at hiding it from you.

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    15 Oct 2024

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