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Ashtray Ambiance by SparkySparkyFoxBoy (UnusAnus69), UnusAnus69 for Firecat23
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Nov 2022
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‘ “Did you try giving him a.. cigarette?”
Clark considers this for all of three seconds. Only three as; just one is needed to process what he’s heard; another to understand these words; and a final, to decide on his course of action.
He nods to himself. Squeezes both eyes shut. and takes two deep, soothing, breaths in, just like Pa taught him, before deciding on a much simpler solution.
Superman tries to give the Batman brain damage via window punting. ’
-AKA: Clark overdramatises his sons illness, Bruce doesn’t know what lung cancer is, and somehow - despite not even making an appearance - the only winner in this situation is the friends we make (and break) along the way [Lois Lane].
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After defeating the Nogitsune permanently, Allison and Scott are reunited at last, and the McCall Pack is thriving like never before. But when Lydia's powers lead her to a young girl with strange abilities, death seems to be looming over to their town once again. But soon the pack discovers that the real threat isn't the girl... it's who is coming next. A familiar face is returning to Beacon Hills, but he is not the same. This time, he's dangerous. Will Scott be able to choose between keeping the things he has fought for since becoming a werewolf or the closest friend he's ever had? Or will he lose both?
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Albedo has never had a dad. He is well aware of the circumstances behind his creation, and while he has a mother (albeit one who has left him behind for an undetermined amount of time), that is the only natural parent that he has.
So naturally he finds himself concerned when a well-dressed Liyuean man that looks almost the exact opposite of him claims to be his long lost father, and even worse, seeks to form a parental bond with him.Bookmarked by SparkySparkyFoxBoy (UnusAnus69)
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“No. Listen. Any baptized Catholic man can be pope. Any. You know what that means?”
“It means a billion men are now eligible to run the Vatican like it’s a startup,” Beatrice mutters.
Davide raises an eyebrow. “Where are you going with this?”
Gianluca leans in. Drops his voice like it’s a state secret. “We choose one.”
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In which there are two religions in Italy — the Catholic Church and Ferrari. When the papacy unexpectedly falls vacant, a group of dedicated Tifosi see their opportunity. After all, if Charles Leclerc can handle the pressure of the Prancing Horse, how much harder could managing the Holy See really be?
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