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“Ah,” Ushijima says, as if remembering something important. Then, very calmly, he turns to Suna. “Suna. Please point your phone’s camera at Bokuto-kun.”
Suna blinks. “Uh, okay?” He obediently swivels the phone toward Bokuto, who looks confused but grins anyway, and throws up a peace sign.
Only once the lens is trained on Bokuto properly, does Ushijima add, with the serene gravity of a man announcing the weather, “Tendou Satori is my boyfriend.”Kiss, Marry, Kill and the near death experiences of Bokuto Koutarou.
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Serve Me Gently @vbarchive99
Replying to @sunarin
I think jnt gets away with doing batshit stuff because all their members are gorgeous
Iwaizumi Hajime @iwaizumi207
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They get away with it because im constantly doing damage control
Serve Me Gently @vbarchive99
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!!!! okay, sir, respectfully, when i say jnt members are gorgeous, i am including you too (respectfully, pls don’t scream at me again oikawa senshu)Weaponized flirting, Praise kinks and a Study in Jealousy
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Hinata stares at him. “That makes absolutely no sense.”
“It does!” Kourai insists. “Think about it. All that vitamin D and open air messed with your height potential. You’re short by environment. I’m short by genetics.”
Hinata blinks. “That’s not how bodies work.”
Bokuto, who has been listening intently, raises a hand. “Wait, is that actually scientifically possible?”
“No,” Hinata says flatly.
“I’m going to Google it,” Bokuto announces anyway, pulling out his phone.
Wakatoshi finds the logic difficult to follow, but he appreciates their enthusiasm.Short Kings, birdbrains and pseudoscience.
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mattsun
HELL YEAH HAJIME. those veins 👀
makki
benchpress me next, king
oikawa ♡
STOP FLIRTING WITH MY BOYFRIEND??
also hajime that tshirt is illegal, why r u like thisHajime considers retirement, engagement and murder. One of those is not like the others.
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Hoshiumi shoves a phone at him to use as a makeshift microphone. Ushijima takes it without hesitation.
“Observe the Sakusa Kiyoomi in his natural habitat. Note the controlled posture, the economy of movement. He conserves energy, expending it only on carefully calculated tasks. His breathing is steady. His focus, absolute. Truly, a solitary and disciplined specimen.”
Nothing says Olympic preparation like wildlife documentaries and fake study sessions.
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Nobody actually watches Super Sugar Wars for the baking—they watch the show for the never-ending snark and banter between the two favourite judges: experimental pâtissier Kuroo Tetsurou and cupcake genius Tsukishima Kei.
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- Part 1 of All's Fair In Love and Baking Showdowns
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22 Oct 2025
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this is sweeter than the sweetest strawberry shortcake
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A Sense of Identity by DaaroMoltor
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
12 Nov 2016
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It was a Thursday afternoon at the end of March, and Bruce Wayne met Clark Kent in the way enterprising billionaires tended to meet investigative reporters: Through an interview.
Kent had posture like cooked spaghetti and wore his plaid like the strangest camouflage in history.Bruce was less than impressed.
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22 Oct 2025
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Please. They are so dumb I love them. Bruce, you need therapy, my man.
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the cost of being a good dad by Mawiiish
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
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ain't even heard the question, but i know i'll say yes by pepperfield
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
15 Jun 2021
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to super fly ace guy bokuto-sama: (4:40) fuck FUCK bokuto he kissed me what the fuck do i do
from super fly ace guy bokuto-sama (4:42) oh shit provocation master kuroo-kun r u losing at ur own game???
Kuroo doesn't mean for things to go so far when he asks Sawamura out – it was only supposed to be another provocation, another chance to revel in that momentary flash of emotion in Sawamura's eyes, the split second when his defenses weaken enough for Kuroo to really see all of him. But when they go from being 300 kilometers apart to co-existing on the same campus, Kuroo finds himself losing control over their pas de deux.He's not sure he's even playing a game anymore.
[Or: Kuroo wants to win relationship chicken, Daichi has eternal patience, and everyone else already knows how this dating sim is going to end.]
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18 Jul 2025
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according to my AO3 history I've visited this fic 49 times.
that should say enough.
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Tsukishima Kei is hooked on volleyball.