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21 Dec 2025
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“Don’t worry, love. I’m alright! But you need to calm down.”
“Calm?! Now?! Stupid fucking muscle brain, what do you mean calm?!” This guy has to be an idiot, rushing onto a burning doc with nothing but swinging suspenders on to save a hopeless stranger from the sky, scaling a burning medal contraption, and now he wants Seungmin to be calm?! Seungmin almost faints right there and then, he’s gonna die.
“Yes! Hey hey, sweetheart, listen to me. Looklooklook!” he says, loud enough for Seungmin to hear him over the commotion—to get his attention—but still gentle when he sees Seungmin’s head bob, nearly giving in.
“What's your name, love??”
Is now really the time for introductions?“Seung…Seungmin!” he answers. The man nods understanding.
“Seungmin, okay love! I’m Chris, yeah?? I’m gonna get you down from here, but I need you to breath!”OR: Seungmin gets cheated on, then gets stuck on a burning Ferris Wheel. The firefighter is hot.
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16 Dec 2025
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Ever since they were children, Jisung and Hyunjin have never particularly gotten along. It's a given fact of life: the sky is blue, the sun sets in the west, and Hwang Hyunjin and Han Jisung hate each other. But then their friends somehow get it into their heads that they're dating and instead of setting them straight, the pair decide it's in their best interests to play along.
(In Jisung's defence, it isn't even his idea.)
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- Part 1 of See Attachment A
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09 Dec 2025
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As shitty as the situation is, there isn’t really anything he can do about it now, other than sit and pre-emptively mourn the scraps of his dignity. Hyunjin is going to move in with them whether or not Jisung’s pride can handle it. All Jisung can do is hope he doesn’t embarrass himself too hard when the time comes.
(Spoiler alert: he does.)
- Or: five times Jisung embarrasses himself in front of Hyunjin, his super cute former-enemy-slash-friend-slash-crush, and the one time he does not.
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"Back up. Your prettiness is loud."
"That sounded like a compliment."
"It WASN'T."
"You sure? You looked at me like I ruined your life in a sexy way."
"I looked at you like I want to throw you out a window."
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27 Nov 2025
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The phone slips on the sweat gathered between it and his cheek and he just stands there, watching as it falls onto the pavement and the screen cracks.
He blinks, then blinks again, a minute away from throwing his grocery bags and screaming at the top of his lungs just to let out the frustration that's been building inside ever since he woke up with a tummy ache. Hurried steps pull him out of his unhealthy fantasies of equally unhealthy coping mechanisms.
"Hey, do you need any help?"
// tldr: fic where dilf (milf) minho is forced to encounter a house full of frat boys.. oh nooo.. what will he dooo..
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27 Nov 2025
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Hyunjin spends a night with Chan, unaware that the alpha is married, a fact he learns the hard way the following morning.
Though the couple has an "arrangement", the truth still leaves him humiliated and angry.Weeks later, Hyunjin discovers he's pregnant with Chan's pup. Unsure whether to tell him, he struggles with the fear of ruining their marriage.
Thankfully, he has Felix and Jeongin by his side (and Seungmin, though that's a whole different story) to help him through it.- Language:
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19 Nov 2025
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that minivan you drive really gets me going by nostalgiainnovember
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
04 Jun 2025
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Jeongin is two sips into her water bottle when Hyunjin sends the photo.
Sunlight. Sunglasses. Bikini. Caption about the kids—who are nowhere to be seen.
She chokes. Dies a little. Resurrects just to embarrass herself via text.
(She meant the kids. Not the boobs. She’s so normal about this. Completely fine. So normal.)Somehow, Hyunjin thinks she’s cute.
tldr: she (jeongin) wants that effing cookie (milf hyunjin) so bad
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04 Nov 2025
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Hyunjin had started to feel an inexplicable restlessness in the city—as if the environment was stifling him. The noise, the crowds, and the fast pace had left him feeling more disconnected and drained than ever. It hadn’t really been a conscious decision to come here—more like he had followed a yearning he couldn’t quite explain.
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Hyunjin moves to a small town and begins working as a florist for Felix. He has no idea that the stories about supernatural creatures living in and around the town are true—or that his boss is a vampire. What he’s even less aware of is that there’s a very good reason he’s felt out of place all his life.
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- Part 1 of Bloom and Ruin
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27 Oct 2025
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Han Jisung, a hotshot journalist, is in charge of grabbing the latest scoop on soloist Lina. She's moved her career to Los Angeles after taking off as a K-Pop sensation, leading her to a little white stool in front of the pretty interviewer with a heart shaped smile. But when the script calls for addressing juicy rumours that would get Jisung the scoop of the century, Jisung skips over them without a second thought, improvising his own questions in their place.
A serendipitous meet up brings them face to face once more. Will Lina get a straight answer to why?
or: Jisung's a respectful interviewer. Lina's bar is on the floor.
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07 Oct 2025
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Hyunjin watches his world crumble when he finds out his boyfriend has been texting his archenemy, Lee Felix. But teaming up with the other omega in a fake relationship to prove that no alpha would make fools out of them was never part of the plan.
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Minho has a bad habit. More of a hobby at this point. Chan asks no questions.
They coexist.
Minho gets bored.
"Got anyone you wouldn't miss?"
Chan laughs.
Minho doesn't.Bookmarked by UwUCthulhu
29 Sep 2025
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Hilariously chaotic murder husbands + spaghetti the demon cat 😻❤️
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“ Lee fucking Minho?” Jisung blurted, blinking in confusion.
It had to be a dream. Or a fever hallucination from too much instant ramen. But no - standing in front of him, was the Lee Minho. Korea’s heartthrob. Actor of the year. Walking Gucci campaign. The dude who made crying in a drama look sexy.
Minho didn’t even flinch. Just huffed out a breath, eyes darting to the front window.
“Hide me.” His eyes flicked to the door “ now.”
They’re falling in love in a convenience store. That’s the plot.
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29 Sep 2025
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Most would think eight at night an odd time for coffee. Most people weren’t Han Jisung: Perpetual Night Owl. So, it never surprised him when he found his favorite coffee shop empty. What he did find surprising was a head of long, shoulder length blonde hair standing behind the counter. "Minnie, did you change your hair?" He laughed as he approached, expecting the usual barista to be working tonight. Seungmin was the closest thing he had to a friend these days, the typical customer/worker relationship flying out the window months ago when Jisung walked in half dead and Seungmin’s reaction was to laugh hysterically and tease him for looking like a zombie at ten at night.
But it wasn’t Seungmin that raised his head. Instead it was some new guy. Pretty in a way that puts flowers to shame. Bright like the summer sun. And way too perky for Jisung’s taste. "Oh…sorry, man. Thought you were someone else."
"No worries, mate." Voice was deeper than he expected. A baritone that did not at all fit the angelic face of its owner.
OrPerpetual night owl Jisung meets the sun in human form. Will Felix help bring Jisung into the daylight, and help heal a deep seated pain he didn’t know was there?
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It's been a year since Hyunjin started pining after Chan, the hot guy in the marketing department of their company. And over time Hyunjin has grown sick and tired of standing back and watching while Chan's girlfriend lectures and berates him for stupid and small things for the entire office to witness.
Hyunjin finally has enough and decides to steal Chan from right underneath her nose.
Love bites, but so does Hwang Hyunjin.
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19 Sep 2025
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Searching for death in all the wrong places, bounty hunter Han Jisung gets the opportunity of a lifetime… the chance to repay his debts and help his closest friend at the same time. The cost? Only his freedom… and possibly his life. But that’s okay, he never asked for it anyway.
Will Jisung find his end? Or is the vampire he sells himself to the beginning he hadn't known he was searching for?
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Fighting sleep, Jisung’s words come out slurred. “I’d love to be able to talk to animals. I’d have so many friends.”
“Friends?” Minho questions. “Not pets?”
“I can’t have pets…” He replies while snuggling deeper into his pillow. “… I’m a slave. I’m already the pet.”
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Minho’s caged bird sings the most beautiful songs, and he wants nothing more than to free it. To dismantle the golden bars that keep Han’s heart cast in shadows and watch him bloom in freedom.
The most stunning of creatures, it is a crime to chain him. A spirit like Han’s deserves to be free.Or- Bounty hunter Han Jisung is sold to vampire Lee Minho to complete a job. One is broken, the other lost… but together, they could be complete.
Please don’t let the length of the fic scare you away…
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A delightful romp of a fic that answers the question: What would have happened if Filius Flitwick took Harry his letter, instead of Hagrid?
Answer: Lots!It's complete, funny, and while it is a rewrite, it is not a straight copy of the books, as i cannot bear those.
Harry is clever and properly prepared for Hogwarts but not quite overpowered, Dumbledore is countered from day one, the House of Black is ascendant, Draco Malfoy is very stressed out, and it's an all-round good time!
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- Part 1 of Interfilius Verse
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06 Sep 2025
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After two hundred and forty years, Harry Potter thought that he'd seen it all, until he is transported back to 1977. In the midst of Voldemort's first rise to power and both sides of this war won't let him sit this one out.
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jan 2026
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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Harry adopts Teddy before returning to Hogwarts for his 8th Year. He's spent the summer establishing himself as more than the Boy-who-Lived. He's finally decided to stop hiding from his power; instead, he's going to use that power to make their still dangerous world a better place for his son. But, before he can do that, he's got to get his NEWTs and maybe the attention of a certain Slytherin ... while also coming to terms with an immortal deity disturbing his peace.
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- Part 2 of Make it Better
