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    After Shane films an obscenely slutty advertisement for a sports drink company, the whole goddamn world decides he’s their new favorite sex symbol. Ilya reacts perfectly normally to this latest development.

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    Or, 5 times Ilya is consumed with jealousy over his own fucking boyfriend + 1 time Shane shows him who he really belongs to.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    “Has someone ever sucked your dick?” Ilya got lost in Shane’s beauty for a brief moment, looking at his swollen lips and imagining them wrapped around his cock. And just from this thought alone, he could feel pre-cum leaking out of him, wetting his underwear. “Ilya? Are you okay?”

    “Fuck, Shane. No, I’m not. I’m so fucking hard and you asking this question almost made me cum in my pants,” Ilya answered honestly, burying his head in the crook of Shane’s neck.

    “So no one has ever sucked your dick.” Shane put a hand in Ilya’s hair and massaged his scalp, Ilya relaxed under the touch, he loved it when Shane was playing with his hair.

    "No. I couldn't stand anyone touching me but you," Ilya confessed.

    Or : Ilya's a virgin and only wants to be touched by his best friend.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Hollander huffed and then, slowly, looked into Ilya’s eyes. “What if… what if we didn’t do it all the way?”

    “Yeah?” Ilya breathed. “Like?”

    “What if it’s just the tip.”

    Ilya’s jaw literally dropped. “Who the fuck taught you that?”

    Hollander shrugged, then his eyes locked onto Ilya. “Yes or no.”

    Fuck it.

    Or: episode 4 fuck-montage meets Just The Tip meets down-bad but doesn’t know it Ilya Rozanov meets barebacking

    OR: Ilya “just the tip” Rozanov and Shane “just fucking come in me” Hollander

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    05 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    A glimpse into Shane and Ilya's life after getting together on Facebook Marketplace, and a short-lived attempt at finding a third roommate.

    A sequel to hi shane, is this still available?

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    31 May 2026