VPofPanic
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“That’s got to be the weakest come-on I’ve heard all night,” the man said, “and I’ve heard plenty.”
Phil, who was lost to a fit of giggles over the word “come-on,” suddenly looked up.
“I’ll bet you have. God, you’re…” Handsome. Gorgeous. Stunning. Fit. Come on, brain, work with me here! (Ha! Come on.)
“Dan,” they finished for him.
“Dan,” Phil breathed, and even the name tasted sweet.
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A multi-chaptered songfic inspired by Hozier's cover of "Do I Wanna Know?" - Arctic Monkeys
(or, the idiots-to-lovers AU I was so desperate to read I wrote it myself)
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A second bird incident: that’s what does it, in the end.
Their neighbor’s cat –- a hideously flat-faced, smooth-brained creature with big, dopey eyes to match -– had successfully hunted another bird for sport, and now that it had celebrated its victory, it promptly left the scene of the crime.
Naturally, Phil had intervened. Nature takes its course, yes, but this was just senseless cruelty. Of course he’d chased it off. The damn thing was only acting on instinct, but still, Phil couldn’t help the spike of indignation he felt in doing so. His heart physically ached at the sight of the creature on their patio, hobbling around as it was too hurt to fly.
There was only one thing for it.
“Dan!?”
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OR: Phil wants a dog but saves a bird, and Dan has all kinds of feelings about it.
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a Sister Daniel Drag!AU/songfic feat. a very flustered Philip x enjoy!
inspo: "God Save The Queens" by Vienna Vienna
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This is a ficlet written for the prompt "Dan" from the Phinktober 2024 challenge.
OR: The Case for "Dan is the Sun" (Phil is the Moon)
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- Part 3 of Phinktober 2024
- Language:
- English
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- 412
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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Day 2: Dan & Phil 2024 by VPofPanic
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Oct 2024
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This is a ficlet written for the prompt "Dan & Phil 2024" from the Phinktober 2024 challenge.
It covers the first three months of 2024 with a focus on one video/event per month:
1) January: Viewers Pick My Birthday Presents 2024
2) February: Reacting to My TERRIBLE Acting
3) March: Keeping or Yeeting My Entire Closet with Dan!Series
- Part 2 of Phinktober 2024
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downtown lights by teethmotif
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
20 Feb 2026
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a story about the healing power of gay love and a great cup of coffee
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All your darkest thoughts (are actually quite bright) by Ren_Saxon
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
14 Jan 2026
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“Oh, we’re on this again, are we? In the middle of my plight?”
“Just telling the truth,” Phil shrugged. “I can hear you stressing in your mind, you know?”
Dan shook his head, his eyes gleaming.
“Right,” he said. “Except our fucking neighbours can probably hear it too, with how loud I’m projecting my misery.”
Phil can read thoughts. Dan doesn't believe him.
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Intricate Rituals by Celeste (artificialmac)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
02 Jan 2026
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It starts simply—with the interlocking of pinkies.
Phil’s remaining fingers curl against his palm as chapped lips meet the soft skin of his closed fist.
Dan remembers it vividly. He remembers how hard his heart was beating, the uneasy flip of his stomach, and the whispered promise that it didn't have to mean anything—they were young and horny and and and Phil's lips were on his. And Dan doesn't remember much after that.
Or: Dan and Phil have these rituals they do.
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because of you, because of me by dizzy
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
16 Dec 2025
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Phil realized his superpower when he was seven years old. He can summon a single pigeon any time and place he wants. Useless, but kind of fun.
It takes Dan until he's thirty-four to figure out what his power really is.
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4000 Year Old Tortoises by insertfandomjoke
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
09 Dec 2025
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He thinks, sometimes, in the afterglow of sex and high hormones, that he wouldn't mind dating Phil. Anyone would be lucky to date him – he knows that for a fact. Phil would be the most caring and attentive partner in the world. He'd make you soup when you were sick even though he hates soup. He'd buy you chocolates just because he felt you were a bit sad, even though you're a bit sad a lot. And he'd take whatever you had to give, and he wouldn't ask for any more than you offered even though he deserved the sun, the moon, and all of the universe's creations.
So that's why he also knows he can't date Phil. And that, really, he should start putting some distance between them. Phil would see soon that Dan's bad days outnumber his good, and although he has so far managed to keep Phil sheltered away from the worst of it, nobody could love him at his most self-destructive. He'll lose it eventually, and he'll shout and he'll swear and he'll push, and Phil doesn't deserve any of that.
So, yes, Dan should start putting some distance between them.
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All the ways Dan and Phil have defined their relationship over the years in an attempt to avoid the word 'boyfriends'.