Valhallaeiru
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Chad can’t say for sure, but the first seeds must have been placed during Shroud’s showdown.
Robert’s bravery is what undid him. Slowly.
Robert is not his type anyway, he thinks. He did something heroic, no shit, but Robert’s always been a hero, someone people look up to when everything goes to shit.
It’s just Robert.
Yet the signs are all there.Series
- Part 1 of Flamabert/MechaBae stories
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“What’s happening to him?” Robert asks, suddenly, tilting his head towards Chad. The man lifts an eyebrow, unamused.
“You broke him, that’s what happened,” Prism muses, “you coming in here looking like that, every sicko into that shit would be all over you!”
Chad tries not to think about Prism’s teasing and lets it go. For now. They’re gonna have a talk about disclosing Chad’s kinks at work, later. For now, he merely graces her with a glare and nothing more. She’s lucky he loves her...
As if self-awareness is finally kicking in, Robert’s right hand flies to his neck, hissing when pale fingers brush against the bruises, “Should I hide them?”
“No shit, Sherlock,” Chad wheezes, “what the fuck were you fucking thinking coming here looking like that?!”OR,
Chad needs someone who won't break under his touch. Robert proves to be the perfect man for the job. His only request? It's to make it hurt. Good thing Chad isn't catching feelings... right?Series
- Part 2 of Flamabert/MechaBae stories
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Wolf and Fire by Valhallaeiru
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
12 Aug 2025
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(Repost + edits.)
When Jaskier first meets Geralt in Posada, the wolf’s mark on his wrist twitches; not gently, not sweetly, but like something alive trying to crawl out from under his skin. Heat flashes sharp and mean, and then, gods, joy, dizzy and stupid, like he’s been sucker-punched by happiness.
For one glorious moment, he almost forgets about the tomato juice running down his back, sticky and red, soaking silk he can’t afford to replace.Series
- Part 1 of Wolf and Fire
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Every day, we started fighting Every night, we fell in love by Valhallaeiru
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
08 Aug 2025
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[More tags in the notes. More crucial tags will be added.] [Friendly reminder: English is not my first language.]
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“What do you want, Wade?"“What do I want? Well, Peter, let me tell you what I want right now.”
Peter sucks in a breath, and, for a change, his expression no longer holds any trace of resentment: he’s staring at Wade biting into his bottom lip, eyes softer and focused.
“I want to kill my target. I want a taco. And maybe a full night playing Mario Kart. I haven’t played that in… what? Two years? Can you imagine?”
“We can have that. If you want.”
--------------------------------------------Or: Wade’s been MIA for two years. Johnny’s on a mission to make sure he stays gone. And Peter? Peter might be about to make the worst (or best) mistake of his life.
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Ain't No Sunshine by Valhallaeiru
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Aug 2025
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“I—I am fine… don’t worry.”
He walks into the living room to find her sitting on the floor, the phone off the hook, her hands trembling in her lap. She wipes her cheeks, but fresh tears replace the old ones just as quickly. She looks at her hands, tries to do something, anything, but fails and closes them into fists.
“It’s Joseph,” she says, without looking up. “He’s… he’s dead.”
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Collection of Flambae x Robert stories.
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Wolf and Fire by Valhallaeiru
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
12 Aug 2025
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About Love and Devotion. by Valhallaeiru
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
16 Nov 2021
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Geralt is bad at feelings, and this is for everyone to see.
Story Next to come: Geralt's POV, sometimes in January/February 2021.
Nope, English is not my first language.
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It is what it is by Valhallaeiru
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
30 Jan 2021
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Glass in hand, he started toward their table—only to catch movement on the dance floor.
Prism was there, laughing, her hair catching the light as she spun. Robert raised his glass in a small wave—and that’s when he noticed the figure behind her.
Tall.
Broad-shouldered.
Dressed in black-and-orange silk that shimmered with every shift of movement, the shirt clung like it knew exactly what it was doing. The man turned, flame-bright eyes catching the light.
Flambae.Bookmarked by Valhallaeiru
09 Feb 2026
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He comes back with gauze and disinfects the split skin on his knuckles. Flambae himself is hardly injured, aside from a few bruises Robert supposes he is going to wear proudly. He doesn't even sit next to him, he stands there in front of the couch, wrapping gauze around his hand with just enough care to stay on, but messy enough to show that he isn't doing this for him.
Robert sucks his lower lip between his teeth for a moment, but it's not enough to keep himself from stating what he had been thinking ever since Flambae rejoined the team. “You're still mad at me.”~Robert has an opportunity to spend some one-on-one time with Flambae
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04 Feb 2026
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It's a tale as old as- well. Since November of 2025. The Z-Team has a bet going on at Robert's expense. This time, the question is if he and Flambae are sleeping together. Rather than ask like adults might, the Z-Team decides to do some sleuthing.
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03 Feb 2026
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Spoilers for episode 8!
The Red Ring trapped Flambae in a refinery before their coordinated attack on LA. He's minutes away from exploding, and all of Z-Team is busy.
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03 Feb 2026
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Robert ends up in a nightclub with his co-workers. Flambae looks way too good in booty shorts. Yet another HR violation gets added to Robert's record, and some poor overworked janitor has to clean up jizz from the bathroom stall.
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03 Feb 2026