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It was supposed to be a normal Mission, just like last summer, but Perry seems to have run out of luck because he finds himself in the beam of the transformation Inator.
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Something is wrong, something is very wrong with Lucifer. He has no memories when he not wakes up in his bed the next morning. And more and more strange things are happening at the hotel.
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For Charlie's sake, Lucifer had agreed to come along as a volunteer on her last big school trip. Everything had been planned, except that he would end up sharing a room with the outrageously handsome history teacher Alastor, whom he had had a crush on for a year.
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After the events with Vox, Lucifer makes Alastor an offer he cannot and will not refuse.
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Lucifer Morningstar, former chief of the criminal investigation department, and Alastor Bordeaux, a brilliant former criminal psychologist, become partners against their will in a series of murders that shake up the city's jazz scene.
Between smoky bars, old records and the hunt for a serial killer, not only does mutual respect grow - but also a dangerous attraction that could soon cost them everything.
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Perry is in a rut. Heinz wants to help him out.
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13 Jan 2026
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This year Perry the Platypus has a gift for Heinz that's a bit more... personalized. He's pretty sure OWCA won't love it, but he's been having trouble keeping Heinz on the nemesis side of friendship anyway, and is getting tired of fighting it. Plus, it's hard spending Christmas pretending to be a mindless animal. It's a touch lonely.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz thinks he's spending Christmas Eve alone in a dark apartment. He's about to find out he's wrong about that.
(Or: They meet up and exchange gifts. That's it, that's the fic. There's slight undercurrents of trauma, but I kept it light and cutesy for y'all.)
(This can be read either as a developing friendship, or as Perryshmirtz, depending on your preference. Nothing explicitly relationship-y happens, but I thought I'd mention it, just in case.)Bookmarked by Valiente531
12 Jan 2026
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Perry has a carefree, professional date with Heinz. At the end of the night it's hard to hold on to both those adjectives.
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12 Jan 2026
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Lingua franca (n): any language that is used as a means of communication among speakers of other languages.
How does one bridge the dichotomy between good and evil? Merge two men enamored enough to spend their lives deciphering one another, and they will be too damn stubborn to stop despite the odds.
Or, the chronicles of how a secret agent and a not-so-evil scientist created the big bang. Figuratively, that is.
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11 Jan 2026
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Who needs a heater when you have someone to warm your Heart by QueenEchidna
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
18 Nov 2017
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With all the heating units in Danville suddenly shutting off one frost-bitten morning, the O.W.C.A sends out their best agent to a wrongfully blamed Heinz Doofenschmirtz's house to see what he's up to. It isn't hard to forget about his work when a warm body and soft blankets beckon him to relax for the day.
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05 Jan 2026