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You and Sans have been partners for 2 years now, 4 if counting when you both started a relationship. Neither of you thought that you were one to settle down, but after years of late night calls, frequent visits, and a strange feeling of wanting something more, somehow it made sense.
This fic follows different highlights of reader and Sans' mundane life as a married(?) couple, from eating breakfast to grocery shopping.
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This isn't satire. I can't believe it either.
You move into a town called Whoville in their busiest month of the year. While everyone has been sweet and heartwarming towards you, there's one that stands out. Physically and emotionally. He doesn't like you and you feel indifferent.
You grew up in the city. You're not gonna let him push you down.
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You decided to make an effort to warm up to your potentially new alleyway friend.
“So, do you live in this alley?” you asked.
“Why do you care?” He murmured defensively.
You shrugged awkwardly, “I don’t have a reason not to.” -
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Karamatsu and Chibita stay indoors in the midst of a thunderstorm. Also Karamatsu is scared of thunder.
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Monsters Don't Do Background Checks by saltedpeppermintmocha
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
16 May 2026
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Moving across the country and starting your life anew on the basis of a rumor may not be the smartest thing you've ever done...but, well, you're here.
If only you could stop running into that asshole skeleton, life would be pretty good.
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17 Dec 2025
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You're a modestly successful fiction writer living in rural Alaska; just you, your dog, and your horse in a small cabin on a large piece of property in the shadow of a mighty mountain range. You're used the the quiet, enjoy it even, but when you start having recurring dreams of a strange skeleton visiting you in the night you wonder if the solitude might be starting to get to you...at least until you realize you're not dreaming at all because Sans is, in fact, a real, live monster. Friendship, romance, and shenanigans ensue.
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12 Dec 2025
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MATSUNO KARAMATSU - SPARKLE SPARKLE. by skeletonki
Fandoms: おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime)
30 Nov 2024
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“Then… what are you, exactly?” You question. “I don’t understand what a ‘wand spirit’ is supposed to be.” He stares at you, wide eyed. Maybe he didn’t expect that you’d change the subject, or maybe he’s trying to understand what you’re asking. You'd probably be at a loss for words if someone essentially asked what the purpose of your very existance was as well.
“O-oh, um,” Karamatsu clears his throat. “As I said, I am Karamatsu. I am your companion, your confidant, guiding you through this new life as a magical girl- no… as Magical Glitter ⋆ Angel.”
Did that clear anything up? Not really. From the little you do know of magical girl media, like the three, maybe four times you watched Sailor Moon while channel surfing late at night, you’ve come to assume that the ‘companion’ of a magical girl is normally a small animal of some sort. So... how do you end up with Karamatsu instead?
“Sailor Moon had a talking cat but I got… an adult man?” Karamatsu’s eyes widen for a moment, then he grimaces quite threateningly at you. Seems you struck a nerve... whoopsies.
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29 Jan 2025
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A small collection of spooky themed one-shots for Halloween. There will be a summoning ritual, a late night blood drinking session, a chained-up zombie, a cat obsessed ghost, a feisty werewolf, and a witch's enchantment.
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18 Mar 2018
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((this is a joke))
You turn around to see the most beautiful man you have ever laid eyes on. He wore a tank top with his own likeness emblazoned onto it, and sunglasses indoors (always a bold fashion choice). He made finger guns at you, and they may as well have been real guns, because your heart stopped right there. He was clearly a fashion icon, wearing a denim vest along with his denim fedora and sparkly pants.
“Hello, Karamatsu Girl~,” he said seductively. He leaned against the display of soups, causing them all to topple onto the ground.Bookmarked by Vest
13 Jan 2018