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Basically Lampert likes Kasper a lot more than he thinks he does but uh he doesn’t know and they like each other and uh I think they should blossomPLEASE I SWEAR THIS IS OKAY I SUCK AT SUMMARIES
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"Quiet, Two Time! They're not supposed to see us in here, hehe!" by VolkswagenBeetle
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox)
27 Apr 2025
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In which Two Time and Azure hide in a closet to get out of chores.
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Elephants and axolotls see eachother as nothing but beautiful by VolkswagenBeetle
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
24 Mar 2025
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OJ’s just irl blocked everyone. paper gets him out. They go to the aquarium and stuff I SWEAR THIS IS DECENT IDK WHAT TO WRITE FOR THE SUMMARY
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Knife and Pickle are both dumb teenagers with no friends. It’s inevitable they’ll meet, amirite?
Junior year. The year the few small high schools scattered around their city transfer into one large school.
Knife thinks this high school won’t bring him any luck, pickle doesn’t either.
They both seem similar, don’t they? In reality, no. Besides their love for gaming and Fortnite!Maybe they’ll hate each other forever, or maybe they’ll play Fortnite and make out sometimes. We both know which is preferable.
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I’m fucking tweaking out vro I need help by VolkswagenBeetle
Fandoms: Clash to be Champion (Web Series)
20 Jan 2025
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COLETHEGEEK GOT CANCELED AND ALL OF C2BC IS GONE
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the world is good and we belong here by richandeds
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
18 Jan 2021
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In the bowels of Derry, after a failed ritual, Eddie throws the fence post like a javelin and Richie falls to earth like rain, and Eddie thinks it’s over. He drops on top of Richie and thinks that surely, from that height, he must have smashed his tailbone or broken his back, but he looks at Richie’s face, shocked and searching but unmistakably alive, and he thinks I did it and he thinks run away with me and he thinks oh god I love you.
A love story in three days.
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19 Sep 2026
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hello 911, would you like to hear my dick joke? by sulfuric
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
15 Apr 2021
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"Eddie. You sound cute."
"And you sound like you're suffering from blood loss," he deadpans, automatic. Oops. "Can you tell me exactly where you are?"
(or: eddie is a 911 operator and richie takes getting minorly stabbed as an opportunity to get flirty. much to everyone's chagrin, it works.)
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07 Sep 2026
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take me home and show me the sun by liesmyth for scorpiod
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
08 Nov 2019
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“I can see the headlines already — 'Comedian Richie Tozier caught masturbating in graveyard, arrested for indecent exposure in Maine'.”
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04 Sep 2026
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I’ll Check You Out by HereForFictionalGuys
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
08 Jan 2020
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“Don’t mind me. I’m just hamming it up.” He holds up the lunch meat and displays it like Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune before saying, “Okay, I get it. You think I’m just milking it for attention.”
Eddie lets out a thinly veiled snort. He shakes his head and finally looks down to his shoes, trying his best to hide his smile. Was this guy for real?
“Ooh. Was that a laugh I heard? Are my jokes ap-peel-ing to you?” He pauses to use the scale to weigh the bananas. He looks up at Eddie to ridiculously wiggle his eyebrows.
Eddie finally cracks at that, a full laugh, and concedes, “You’re quick on your feet. Definitely less cringey than I thought this would be.”
“I’ll count that as a win. Feel free to join in!” The cashier slides the can of Campbell’s noodle soup across the scanner. “Don’t be chicken.”
Or, Richie works as a grocery store cashier who constantly forgets to wear his name tag and can’t stop serving up puns, but Eddie is kinda into it.
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25 Aug 2026
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“Hey,” Richie greets brightly.
Eddie looks over, one hand reaching for the remote to turn off the tv. “They said their letting me out today,” he says, eyes narrowed as he peers over Richie’s shoulder. “You know, Derry’s hospital doesn’t even make the rank of top hospitals in Maine? I’ll be lucky if I’m not back in here from a fucking blood infection in two days.” He braces both of his palms against the mattress and tries to push himself further upright.
Richie swoops in before something horrific like split stitches can occur. “Cool it, Evel Knievel, or your going to be bleeding all over these perfectly white sheets, and then they’ll definitely think twice about letting you out of here.”
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- Part 1 of Ready, Steady, Go!
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22 Aug 2026