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A fic written entirely because I saw the term 'goo canoe' listed as an alternative name for a penis. Hence, a Drarry fic featuring a litany of rowing related euphemisms. Enjoy the cheesiest lines I could come up with. Apologies to anybody who actually rows - I'm sure I've butchered this.
Please check out the glossary of terms at the end as you like!
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What happens when Harry Potter's girlfriend of five years suddenly asks for a threesome for her birthday? Harry's not one to back down from a challenge. And when it comes to exploring his very sheltered sexuality with a stranger on the internet? Well, that's just a very fun side effect. Until it turns out to be the one person Harry last expects: his fraternity brother. The one and only, Draco Malfoy.
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Harry and Draco unintentionally fall in love while sexting their alter egos
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16 Jan 2026
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Harry and Draco are sent on an undercover assignment to catch a Dark wizard — which might not be so bad if it weren't at a Muggle nudist resort.
Now Draco has to deal with a very interested Harry, temptation he's long-since learned to ignore, and threats around every corner — including the one to his heart.
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13 Jan 2026
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The Romantic Prawn Who Loved Christmas by bixgirl1 for chibaken
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Dec 2017
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When Draco, forced into sharing a room with Potter for the year, finds out that Potter has a sleepwalking problem, he expects the odd conversations and the weird games of chess.
What comes as a complete shock are Potter's other activities...And why he seems so intent on having Draco join him.
(Relax. It's just like a holiday Hallmark movie! ...With, uhm, sleepwanking.)
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13 Jan 2026
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What's The Worst That Could Happen? by Katherinexx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2025
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Harry was fairly sure he’d seen everything the wizarding world had to offer, but he was not prepared for two Hermiones.
One, of course, was his Hermione.
The other was blonder, sharper and less of a girl but sounding just like her.
Or the war is over and Harry thought he would be free but suddlenty he finds himself attending an exceptional eight year where Hermione decided to befriend sodding, bloody Malfoy. And Harry, as usual, had no choice but to live with the consequences.
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11 Jan 2026
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Each stroke along the raw, dry skin of his prick stung. He winced with every one, jaw clenched, eyes burning, while his heart hammered in his ears. And for a moment, he imagined someone walking by. Willed them to see him like that. Broken open. Dirty. Needy with his trousers pushed low and his back arched like an animal.
It was the closest he’d felt to Dragon’s Breath in weeks. Until he finished and the buzz evaporated.
There was no pleasure in it. No release. Just the torturous compulsion to chase a thrill. To turn the telly from black and white to color, if only for a few moments.
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Harry Potter is an addict—of Dragon’s Breath, of danger, of anything sharp enough to make him feel—and when a relapse lands him in a Muggle recovery meeting, the last person he expects to find there is Draco Malfoy. Bound by mutual loathing and the same secret shame, their rivalry twists into something darker, rougher, and far more addictive than any drug Harry’s ever known. Each brutal kiss feels like a hit, leaving them both raw and desperate, unable to decide if they want to save each other or burn together. And as hate bleeds into hunger, Harry realizes Malfoy might be the most dangerous fix he’s ever chased.
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