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Philosophical Suicide by WakeYourPyscheUp
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Dec 2025
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(M21) Looking for someone to kill me. Can't seem to manage to do it myself. Message XXX-XXX-XXXX if you're interested.
Megumi has fallen into an inescapable, nihilistic, suicidal hole. Too bad for him; he sucks at killing himself.
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r/aita by WakeYourPyscheUp
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
26 Nov 2025
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Sukuna never intended for his relationship with Megumi to last as long as it did, Megumi's never known what a 'proper' relationship is supposed to be.
Enter Yuji; the young spitting image of his uncle who wears his heart on his sleeve. Will his intervention be the push Sukuna needs to realize his true feelings, or will he be what it takes for Megumi to finally leave?
Aftermath of the oneshot: "keep fucking my girl bro, I don't even care anymore."
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- Part 2 of The Ashley Madison Agency
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In Finite Times by WakeYourPyscheUp
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Nov 2025
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“I can't do that. Why would I do that? I don't even like him like that, it was a joke, it would be weird if I liked him like that.”
“Just tell him, it's not like it'll be the end of the world.”
“Nope, nah, nada, not doing that, absolutely not.”
“Satoru, he probably already knows.”
Satoru slammed his laptop shut and pointed a finger at her. “Don't say that, don't put that out into the universe.”
Shoko just stared at him, unimpressed.
“I'm serious, Suguru doesn't know.” He sat back in his chair and pressed his palms together. “Affirmed.”
“What don't I know?”Funnily enough, Satoru's confession did mark the end of the world, and not just because Suguru rejected him.
(Enter a SuguSato zombie au in which Suguru might be crazy, and Satoru might still be in love with him.) -
In Finite Times by WakeYourPyscheUp
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
01 Nov 2025
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"keep fucking my girl bro, I don't even care anymore." by WakeYourPyscheUp
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Jul 2025
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“If you have something to say, say it.”
“You’re really smart, Fushiguro,” Yuji replied, unshaken by the other boy’s defensive animosity. “And good-looking. I guess I just can’t understand why you’d choose to be with him.”
“I don’t see how those things contradict.”
Yuji pursed his lips, tilting his head up to look at the sky. “Sure,” he said quietly. “If he makes you happy, and all that jazz. I guess it’s fine, isn’t it?”Series
- Part 1 of The Ashley Madison Agency
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The Ashley Madison Agency by WakeYourPyscheUp
Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
26 Nov 2025
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BNHA Youtuber AU by orphan_account, WakeYourPyscheUp
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jun 2020
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- 37,285
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Reddie Oneshots by justasp0rk, WakeYourPyscheUp
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
04 Mar 2021
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August by Bbbbbird
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
27 Nov 2025
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A GeGo Fanfic inspired by the Game No I am not Human. This WILL include Spoilers for the Game.
In a world slowly collapsing under violent solar events, life as it once was has been turned on its head. What remains of humanity clings to routine, to shelter, to whatever scraps of normalcy the planet hasn’t yet burned away.
Suguru Geto, exhausted, isolated, and the reluctant caretaker of a house that seems to attract problems, has the misfortune of crossing paths with wandering Guests seeking refuge.
And now, as the world rots outside his windows and bodies appear wherever Visitors drift, Suguru realizes none of them are leaving. Worse, one particular Visitor seems attached to him. In more ways than he can understand.
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21 Nov 2025
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singular outlier by saturn_wisteria
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Nov 2025
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Gojo whips invisible lines and numbers in the air. He stops chewing on the butt of his pen and says, ”… that means you’ve dated 110.65 guys in the past ten years, which is 1.49% of the available gay population in Tokyo!"
"Wow. I’ve never been called a whore with numbers before." Geto blows his bangs off his face, which equals amusement. Gojo is fluent in his facial expressions.
"No, that makes you the perfect database of what men want!"
"So, you want me to write an essay about it? Give you tips?"
"Pfff, no. You’re taking me on a date. Many dates, actually, so I can map all variables."
Geto sighs. "I have only one condition: we are not having sex."
"Ugh, no. Never."
There are two things Gojo knows about himself:
1- He’s a genius: the strongest jujutsu sorcerer alive, the best sensei at Jujutsu High, and a PhD in Physics;
2- He’s a virgin.
Having never dated before, much less been in love, Gojo does what he does best: conducts in-depth scientific research. To maximize his success, he recruits his lifelong best friend and roommate, Geto.
The probability that they will remain just friends is 99.9%
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15 Nov 2025
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sugar on my tongue by eviebabie
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
06 Jul 2023
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Megumi offers to teach Yuuji about sex after finding out he's a virgin. It gets complicated.
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04 Nov 2025
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what's wrong with secretary geto? by suguhito
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Dec 2025
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“Geto.”
“Yes?”
“This wouldn’t happen to be your letter of resignation, would it?”
Suguru looks up at Satoru again, then swallows. “It would.” He waits, but Satoru doesn’t say anything, so he continues — anything to fill the weighted silence. “I understand, of course, that I’ve been here a while, so I’ll retain my position until a sufficient replacement has been appointed and trained. But, after that, I’ll —”
The envelope is tossed into the trash can that sits under Satoru’s desk. “No.”
Suguru blinks. “I’m sorry?”
“I’m not reading that.” Satoru answers, reaching for a file in one of his piles. His expression is calm, deceptively so. “I don’t usually overlook mistakes like this, but you’re clearly not in your right mind at the moment and I’m feeling generous, so I’ll let it slide.”
“This isn’t a mistake, sir. I’m resigning.”
A short, disbelieving laugh. “No, you’re not.”
After nine years of working as Satoru's secretary, Suguru decides to resign.
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02 Nov 2025
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let me come home by notthelasttime
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Oct 2021
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Megumi sleeps with people for money, it’s really not that complicated.
So why does Sukuna want to make it complicated.
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- Part 1 of last train home
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18 Oct 2025