11 Works by WaterHouse

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    Satoru can't understand how Suguru keeps falling for Haibara's flirting. He has seen the motherfucker pull up with crayons of them, for fuck's sake.

    He's getting his best friend stolen by a first-grade wannabe.

    --

    My take on how Gojo went from a snarky brat to the absolute homotron3000 loser of an adult he was in season one. (Spoiler: it was Suguru's fault)

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    “You should think about an exorcism for that, you know. Before he starts talking backwards and other fashion.”

    Suguru rubs the vexation out of his forehead before seemingly finding the will to face him.

    “A part of me hoped you would just disappear come dawn, but I should have known better, aye?”

    Satoru points his wooden spoon at the omega's chest, nodding along with his maw full. “Ill weeds grow apace.”

    “As long as you're aware,” Suguru agrees, but there is a little quirk on his lips that makes Satoru hopeful for the brightest of futures.

    Suguru's village is shrinking. With every new moon, one of their girls is taken into the night, and with her goes a sliver of the people's sanity. None can say why the peril comes for them, and the how of it strains all reason. Yet on one thing all agree: if anyone can unearth the truth, it is their beacon into the night, their Suguru.

    In this grim and heavy hour, the last thing the omega needs is a caravan of questionable alphas settling tent upon his very own threshold.

    Part of the GoGe Big Bang 2026: Tale as Old as Time collection!

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    4/10
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    In which a lippy mare needles Satoru until he has to stop and wonder when, exactly, he gave up on being the Biggest Dick in Town.

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    Written for 2026 GogeWeek! Happy year of the horse even if it's still too early!

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    Chapters:
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    He's washing his hands, swaying on his feet as he studies a winged dick somebody had the patience to draw on the soap handle when a guy barges through the door.

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    Suguru believes bad things happen only in the news.

    //on hiatus till the end of summer because I need to finish other fics first//

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    2/?
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    Suguru's manwhore of a neighbour refuses to see the benefits of curtains, while Satoru's already uptight neighbour seems more uptight than usual lately.

    Satoru would gladly help him relax—preferably with his dick.

    Or the one where they share a view and become friends over a clothesline.

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    3/9
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    Suguru is not so hopeless as to think they aren't without fault, and, because of it, he earns every first move.

    It's like a diving hell.

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    Self-indulgent 17/28 teacher-student Goge starring my favourite meal, horny but extremely shy Suguru.

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    "And what did you do for me to have to discipline you like a dog?"

    "Almost hijacked a plane ‘cause some random bitch tried to fuck you halfway across the globe."

    "And that was..." Suguru trails off.

    "Too late?"

    "Bad!" Suguru hisses. "That was bad, Satoru!"

    Gojo Satoru has strong opinions about his husband being everyone’s favourite slut.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    Suguru likes challenges. He has skills to show off, after all.

    Instead, his first task is the closest it gets to idiot-proof—at the end of the day, a blow job is just a little bit of tongue work with plenty of spit, a sprinkle of gagging and some well-placed moans.

    An easy job, so to speak.

    And his sub-in-training is the easiest thing to work with, honestly—Satoru practically pops a bone every time he sees him lately.

     

    Satoru has been promised some lip service. Suguru finds a roundabout way to deliver it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    75
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    17
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    2,215
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    Suguru is peaking in his cycle but still wants a little fresh air.
    Who would have thought something like that could happen?

    (Everyone, apparently.)

    Or

    They go on a ride and then he gives him a ride.

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    Chapters:
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    Satoru turns to look at Nanami for some help, eyes wide. Nanami sighs, joyless, and doesn't offer a word.

    The fuck happened to sworn loyalty?

    It’s Shoko who finally speaks, unveiling the arcane. "Lord Geto is peaking in his cycle, Your Majesty. I advise you two to stay apart, unless you're planning to trigger your next rut."

    Oh.

    Satoru sniffs in the direction of Suguru's groin, earning a chorus of ‘rude’ from every angle of the room. "I don't smell anything different, though."

    (Or, a bit of slow bantering on an easy morning.)

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    68
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    Satoru throwing tantrums at almost twenty-nine is not something he would have done before stealing a pretty omega from their castle, deep into the North, and turning their life upside down.

    Or,

    An unmated omega in heat should be left to the care of his maids and his maids only, but the King's words are the law, even if said King is a bit lonely and his words are just a childish whim.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2,477

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