WaterHouse
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? by WaterHouse
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
04 Sep 2026
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Satoru can't understand how Suguru keeps falling for Haibara's wooing. He has seen the motherfucker pull up with crayons of them, for fuck's sake!
He's getting his best friend stolen by a first-grade wannabe.
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My take on how Gojo went from a snarky brat to the absolute homotron3000 loser of an adult he was in season one. (Spoiler: it was Suguru's fault)
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The Tale of the Magnificent Kagetsu and its Slave, The Yoruboshi by WaterHouse
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
02 Sep 2026
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“You should think about an exorcism for that, you know. Before he starts talking backwards and other fashion.”
Suguru rubs the vexation out of his forehead before seemingly finding the will to face him.
“A part of me hoped you would just disappear come dawn, but I should have known better, aye?”
Satoru points his wooden spoon at the omega's chest, nodding along with his maw full. “Ill weeds grow apace.”
“As long as you're aware,” Suguru agrees, but there is a little quirk on his lips that makes Satoru hopeful for the brightest of futures.
Suguru's village is shrinking. With every new moon, one of their girls is taken into the night, and with her goes a sliver of the people's sanity. None can say why the peril comes for them, and the how of it strains all reason. Yet on one thing all agree: if anyone can unearth the truth, it is their beacon into the night, their Suguru.
In this grim and heavy hour, the last thing the omega needs is a caravan of questionable alphas settling tent upon his very own threshold.
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Part of the GoGe Big Bang 2026: Tale as Old as Time collection!
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To keep you satisfied by WaterHouse
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Jun 2026
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In which a lippy mare needles Satoru until he has to stop and wonder when, exactly, he gave up on being the Biggest Dick in Town.
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Written for 2026 GogeWeek! Happy year of the horse even if it's still too early!
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- Part 4 of Smut? What gives?
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He's washing his hands, swaying on his feet as he studies a winged dick somebody had the patience to draw on the soap handle when a guy barges through the door.
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Suguru believes bad things happen only in the news.
//on hiatus till the end of summer because I need to finish other fics first//
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Sky high, ten feet apart by WaterHouse
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
11 Aug 2025
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Suguru's manwhore of a neighbour refuses to see the benefits of curtains, while Satoru's already uptight neighbour seems more uptight than usual lately.
Satoru would gladly help him relax—preferably with his dick.
Or the one where they share a view and become friends over a clothesline.
Recent series
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Smut? What gives? by WaterHouse
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
15 Jun 2026
- Words:
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- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
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Territory by WaterHouse
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
30 Jun 2024
- Words:
- 7,365
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 10
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Kamo's Creature by GoodbyeLore (IchaIchaTactics)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
08 Aug 2026
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A bride for Gojo Satoru, stitched together and given over by Kamo Noritoshi's own hand.
- Language:
- English
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- 0
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- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 12
- Kudos:
- 68
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Bookmarked by WaterHouse
08 Aug 2026
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instinct is said to be blind by sad_gnome
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
29 May 2026
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Gojo Satoru is a prize among modern alphas: kind, protective, generous. He champions equality among the sexes and means it. A million omegas would kill for a chance with him.
His best friend, a beta, is going to beat them to it.
Biology can fuck right off.Bookmarked by WaterHouse
29 May 2026
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Crown Prince Satoru was sent to fight in a grueling, endless war. But after a brutal battle, he is presented with a gorgeous omega — a bed warmer captured from the enemy camp. Even though the omega refuses to speak to him, Satoru decides to keep him anyway.alpha Satoru x omega Suguru
Bookmarked by WaterHouse
26 May 2026
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Nah, I'd win. by greaterglow
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
08 Mar 2026
- Words:
- 31,905
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
Bookmarked by WaterHouse
10 Mar 2026
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Satoru would know that voice anywhere. He could pick it out among a thousand others, even if Suguru wasn’t shouting over the gasps of the crowd. Cursing over the gasps of the crowd, actually.
It’s a break with etiquette that’s entirely out of character for Suguru. On any other occasion, Satoru might find it funny. Maybe they can laugh about it later; he’ll pull up the replay and watch Suguru turn tomato red at the sound of himself swearing like a sailor on live TV in front of the whole wide world.
He isn’t the only one swearing. All around him, voices rise in outrage at what is the most egregious case of underscoring Satoru has ever seen at an Olympic halfpipe final.
After he crashes out of the pipe four weeks before the Winter Olympics, Satoru finds himself pushing the limits of his body like never before. If he wants to defend his title, he'll have to soar to yet greater heights — but will he fly or will he fall?
Series
- Part 2 of Nah, I'd win.
Bookmarked by WaterHouse
10 Mar 2026