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    Roz
    We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually active

    Hazy
    I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWO

    Shane
    @Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday?

    Shane
    That’s not that much, is it?

    Dykstra
    I can’t tell if you’re joking or not????

    Shane
    How often is normal?

    Roz
    Shut up

    Roz
    Everyone is banned from speaking

    Roz
    No more talking

    (overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)

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    03 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    A college party devolves into a game of Never Have I Ever and Shane unfortunately has to divulge information about himself he would rather not share. He never wanted anyone to know he had a crush on Ilya. He REALLY never wanted Ilya to know about that crush. What will Ilya do when he does find out?

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    19 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Horangi hooks up with this big nervous dude at the bar. ends the day with eggs in him.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    The thing was Ilya Rozanov did not give a shit about the proper chain of authority. To be fair, he was an IT guy, replacing their old prick of a technician Theriault who’d gone mad and compromised their entire network because the General Manager’s daughter rejected him, so they weren’t exactly working in one branch and Rozanov did not truly answer to him, but still.

    He shouldn’t’ve called Mr. Hollander, the very Head of the very Finance Department, with the golden plaque on the door of his very own office, a collection of designer cravats and a bunch of prestigious certificates along with the letters of gratification from the company, Shane the first time they interacted.

    That was precisely the way Hollander had learned about the aforementioned lack of shit Ilya Rozanov gave about subordination.

    or, office!au where Shane is a big important head-in-the-ass manager with no sex (or any other personal) life outside of work and Ilya is a new hire who rocks his whole world upside down. Also, Ilya hates but secretly has a thing for him always wearing neckties.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Holy

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    Shane has a oral fixation and autism that causes him to hyper fixate even more. One night, Shane and Ilya are on their couch at the cottage, Ilya playing video games with his teammates over voice chat and Shane on his phone. When Ilya begins shifting around on the couch, Shane takes notice of the bulge in Ilya's shorts. What follows is Shane desperately needing to satisfy his oral fixation, and Ilya being the greatest boyfriend possible.

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    20 Jan 2026