WeirdassCryptid
Fandoms
- Gravity Falls (27)
- Pretty Blood (Cartoon) (3)
- Wii Deleted You (Web Series) (2)
- Original Work (1)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- Hello Kitty - All Media Types (1)
- I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison (1)
- Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel) (1)
- The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series) (1)
- Flatland - Edwin A. Abbott (1)
- Happy Tree Friends (1)
- Roblox (Video Game) (1)
- The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants (Cartoon) (1)
Recent works
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And I've Found That Almost Everything Is Made Of Cardboard by WeirdassCryptid
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Nov 2025
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Your average handyman Bill redemption fic.
Or is it...?
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Well, now that Bill has lost his Therapeutic Journaling time, the Theraprism is forcing him to watch TV in a bland room. And what do they play of all things?
Hello Kitty.
Aka Bill Cipher gets a guilty love for Hello Kitty and the Theraprism sees him improve.
Yes, I have watched a couple episodes of 'Hello Kitty and Friends' on YouTube. -
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I had nothing... And you had everything.
Yet you still felt as though you had every right to burn it down.Didn't you, Bill?
OR Will Cipher had the complete opposite childhood that Bill did, and feels angry that Bill got to burn it down when Will had every right to do so himself. So, he writes, just like he always did.
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Well, since Pretty Blood is probably over, I guess I should start the end with how I think this series would come to its bittersweet conclusion.
TL;DR: Anti-PB wins
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 768
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 101
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I get it, you're sad about Bill's backstory. Well, let me clear it up for you: it isn't all that bad! There's some really good things in here! So, let's dial it back to the very beginning, eh? Starting from when little Billy was about 1 1/2 centimeters!
Recent bookmarks
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It's been weeks since Pop started seeing Disco Bear in a different way: Staring at him for far too long, thinking about him a lot, imagining being with him... What is wrong with him? It's been four years since his wife died. Is he just lonely, or...
Disco Bear, on the other hand, has been in deep denial. Convincing himself he was straight yet again and flirting with Giggles and Petunia (and Flaky to a lesser extent), even though, deep down, that was not actually him.
Bookmarked by WeirdassCryptid
02 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
PLEASE tell me the bastards will come to their senses and make out
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Beyond My Code (ONGOING) by SoLongAndGoodDay
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
15 Apr 2025
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After his humbling therapy session with Zooble, Caine is left questioning a lot of things. About himself, about his purpose, and his place within the digital circus. After a heart-to-heart with Pomni, Caine resolves that he wants to become more than just what he was programmed for. What he isn’t sure of… is where to start. Pomni suggests Caine should start by simply allowing himself to feel more, and a bizarre chain of events is set into motion.
(AKA, Caine whores himself out to everyone in the circus on a quest to become more human)
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❄️🌸Ford and Handyman!Bill go on a short hike in the Gravity Falls woods to search for the Luminous Frostbloom, a rare flower that is believed to have unique and unusual properties. However, things get heated between the two along the way❄️🌸
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The Triangles Impregnate Each Other (Ford is super into it) by ineedlemonade, lemons4lyfe (ineedlemonade)
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
07 Sep 2025
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Bill Cipher is given just enough power to transform a specific set of body parts at will. Naturally, he calls his good pal Steve up in order to get impregnated. It seems like Ford has an addition to the plan, though...
Series
- Part 14 of Gravity Falls NSFW Fics
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Pregnant and Human(ish), a Horror Story by grayarea (ineedlemonade), ineedlemonade
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
28 Jun 2025
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Bill Cipher human fic, but he was pregnant before he went to the Theraprism! A few questions are sparked when the Pines family takes him in in an altered form such as but not limited to: wait, he's pregnant? What will the kid turn out to be? Who's the (other) father? And why does Ford seem so nervous as the due date approaches?
Bookmarked by WeirdassCryptid
03 May 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Babi
When will yhey find out he pargnant/silly