WhatTheHeck1989
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Starlight Scythe, resident traumatized half alien-half human superhero of SDN. She's not part of the Phoenix program, she doesn't even have a criminal record.
Dead dads, dead lovers, dead dove don't eat.
This is Robert Robertson x OC. This is super duper self indulgent.
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Am I Making You Feel Sick? by StarlightScythe (WhatTheHeck1989)
Fandoms: Patrick Melrose (TV), Patrick Melrose Series - Edward St Aubyn
14 Oct 2025
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Patrick and I are raised together.
Our parents were business partners, arranged marriage on the day I turned 18. the age gap? 5 years between him and I. The trauma? bonded. AKA, reader and patrick are forced childhood friends (kinda?) and their parents are besties with each other yay! trauma and stuff and feelings.
A Patrick Melrose x Reader fanfic. This is self indulgent and is not very plot accurate, ages are off to make the fanfiction work. This work is self indulgent for me and my love for Benedict Cumberbatch. might not be for everyone. Song inspo is Stranger's by Ethel Cain. There will be a spotify playlist for each chapter.
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The Holdovers (2023) [Unedited] by StarlightScythe (WhatTheHeck1989)
Fandoms: The Holdovers (2023)
10 Jan 2024
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Set on when Angus was the only one left in the school. Y/N is the daughter of the late school owner making her technically the heir of it but with her grandmother still alive, she will be unable to actually run the school as she is still 17.
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Dancing With The Devil [Unedited] by StarlightScythe (WhatTheHeck1989)
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
02 Jan 2024
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Warnings: Alcoholism, Swearing, driving while intoxicated (Although reader in this fic is not phased by alcohol, please don’t drunk drive.)
Plot: Yori tried setting Bucky up with someone but he blurted out that your his girlfriend. Just a bunch of senior citizens having lunch together and ofc the plot of TFATWS.
Disclaimer: The whole series of this would be based on Demi’s song but each chapter would have a song coordinated to them because I find it difficult to write without associating the chapter plot lines to the music’s messages. Feedback base on my writing is appreciated. Enjoy!
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- Part 2 of Steve x Reader x Bucky
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National Anthem [Unedited] by StarlightScythe (WhatTheHeck1989)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Jan 2024
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Warnings: Betrayal, Depression, Sadness, Heartbreak, and
implied smut, Contemplations of Suicide, Death.Plot: Telling Steve he has a choice when you saw him snooping in Agent Carter’s office and to your surprise, he didn’t choose you. A couple flashbacks from The Avengers, CAWS, AAoU, CACW, AIW
Based on National Anthem by Lana Del Rey.Disclaimer: This would be multiple parts which would first start
off with the fic being a Steven Rogers x reader but then the next
part would be set in TFATWS, a Bucky x Reader x Zemo love
triangle fic after Steve’s death. I would also appreciate feedback
about my writing.Series
- Part 1 of Steve x Reader x Bucky
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Steve x Reader x Bucky by StarlightScythe (WhatTheHeck1989)
Fandom The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
02 Jan 2024
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Love Potion No. 5 by xoxodee
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Feb 2026
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You weren’t ever one to be superstitious or a conspiracy theorist, but you were starting to think your neighbor may have been a wizard.
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Bookmarked by StarlightScythe (WhatTheHeck1989)
28 Jul 2024
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The year is 1952. Tom is working for Borgin and Burkes. He is sent to Rome to acquire three ancient books of magic by any means necessary. One in particular proves challenging to reach, and the only path forward is through a pretty, young bookseller. A foreigner like him, she lives alone, obsessed with her work... until Tom comes into her life.
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Bookmarked by StarlightScythe (WhatTheHeck1989)
23 Jul 2024
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Your husband loves you. He's just not IN love with you.
Rated for illicit affairs, consensual marriage of convenience, cowboy erotica and constant social panic.
#reader is a goetia , #reader is stella’s sister , #so good fucking luck kiddo , #reader is an alcoholic , #reader has severe social anxiety , #reader is her own crowd of critics , #abusive family dynamics , #don’t call this hurt to comfort it flip flops all over the place , #bad advice from well meaning friends , #mutually approved cuckolding , #cuckadoodledoo , #soap operas , #adorable hobbies amidst total disorder , #hierarchy , #seriously so many hierarchies , #cowboy kink , #except its hell and everyone thinks cowboys and clowns are kinky , #striker’s only problem is being unfairly sexy , #hell is your family , #stella is nasty , #and I like it that way , #let stella be nasty , #now with trippy dream sequences , #otome games being unironically kind of terrifying , #why so many hoes? , #striker thinks getting the shit beaten out of him is sexy , #what's wrong with you striker #reader aint a cowboy but she can tame horses #short guys being the true evil #guys is it weird to try on lingerie with your friends #nahhhh #striker wtf- Language:
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Bookmarked by StarlightScythe (WhatTheHeck1989)
06 Jul 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Holy shit that was scrumptious, I really all of this in 2 days straight. I fucking want more. I came for Stolas but Striker got me giggling and my feet kicking in the air...
... Still lowkey want Stolas to love and fuck us thoughhhh. The apology tour is making me wanna comfort that little owl prince frfr
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You're a Port Mafia spy that Fyodor catches red-handed. You are unaware of the reason he is keeping you alive, however, what confuses you the most is the way he treats you. "Shelter, breathing, sleep, food, water, warmth... I've already covered all your physiological needs during your stay, haven't I? All I'm saying is that sex would be just one more", that's his offer. One that you'd easily refuse if it wasn't for the skill of his fingers when he plays his cello for you. Will you resist this game of dominance or will you just give in? Will you be able to outsmart him in order to escape?
Sequel to "Triple Black" .- Language:
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Bookmarked by StarlightScythe (WhatTheHeck1989)
04 Jun 2024
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All you wanted was your grandpa's attention and your dad's love.
Bookmarked by StarlightScythe (WhatTheHeck1989)
25 May 2024