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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    “There’s a structure to this show, Agatha.”

    “People don’t want structure, they want to be interested enough that they stop watching someone play subway surfers in the background.”

    “There’s interesting stuff planned!”

    “My stuff is betterrrrrrr.” She sing-songed, twisting her chair back and forth.

    “Doing that is gonna fuck up the audio.”

    Agatha halted, getting dangerously close to the mic and batting her eyelashes. “Please forgive me gentle listener, Rio is a hardass who apparently doesn’t suffer from ADHD.”

    “I will buy you a bucket of fidget spinners if you sit still.” Rio rubbed their temples.

    “I’m not a middle school boy.” She put her elbows on the table, placing her chin in her hands. “And I can think of something better to keep my fingers occupied with,” She fucking winked again. “Thoughts?”

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    Rio's podcast is beginning to fail. Views are plummeting, sponsors are sparse. Enter: new co-host Agatha who gets on their nerves and saves their show all in one fell swoop.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Agatha reaches for the idol and Rio uses the couple inches she has on Agatha to keep it out of reach. Agatha growls at her. Oh, this is fun. Every time Rio’s been on this show before, she and Agatha worked together as a well-oiled machine. Until it all went sour. But it’s never been like this, never a push and pull, out here where they are closer to nature, where they are closer to being their animal selves. Rio likes it far more than she should.

    Agatha shoves her to the ground and Rio goes willingly, still holding the idol out of reach of Agatha’s wanting hands. Rio fondly remembers when those hands wanted her.

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    Six years after Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal had their infamous falling out, they’re back on the same season of Survivor. Now they have to outwit, outplay, and outlast each other, amidst a sea of new and returning players who just might shake everything up. A love letter to Survivor (2000-present).

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    20 Nov 2025

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  3. Public Bookmark 60

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    “In that case, why don’t I ask you over drinks?”

    “That’s quite the bold move,” Agatha sniffs, feigning disinterest, but the idea of spending time in close proximity with the woman is far too tempting. The magnetism, the draw to her, is so strong, so… confusing, there’s something about her, like she knows her already.

    “Was it a successful bold move?”

     

     

    Yes.

     

     

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    Dr. Agatha Harkness is well known for her work in folklore and mythology and about to publish her book on The Green Witch, when mysterious PhD student Rio Vidal turns up at her door.

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    19 Nov 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    Agatha and Rio meet at a bar and things happen.

    Some exploration of sexuality and the ace spectrum (which this writer falls on) and the fluidity of both.

    And smut. There's just a lot of smut. In Part Two.

    Part 1 is the set up.

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    07 Nov 2025

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  5. Public Bookmark 86

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    “Okay but can I leave her with you?”, Agatha asks, drumming her finger on the table. This has been taking enough of her time. For a moment she feels as if the question makes the kitten turn its head towards her. But then it’s obviously for the noise and not because it actually understands Agatha. Right?

     

     

    Rio disguises herself as a little kitten to be able to be closer to Agatha.

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    07 Nov 2025

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