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    “Just— uh, maybe it’s stupid, but I just thought maybe I could… I dunno, like, help you wash your hair or something. ‘Cause you said you feel gross. If that’s not awkward.”

    Derek had been lying flat on his back with his face to the ceiling, but now he rolled onto his side, curled like a comma, to face Avery. He usually wore glasses, but those were conspicuously absent, and even on the reg they did nothing to soften the terse angles of Derek’s face, the truncated line from his nose to his top lip, the shadows so deep they bruised his eyes. Like this, in real life, Avery could see Derek looking at him, and see himself being seen in a way that transcended human knowledge.

    “Only awkward if we make it awkward,” he said.

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    05 Apr 2026

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    Derek wakes up in a hospital, having survived his merge with the King in Yellow, and in spite of the brain damage he feels pretty good.

    Avery is waiting to meet him.

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    02 Apr 2026

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    When his dearest friend, the Empress Lithera Merto, writes a letter and offers to arrange a marriage for him, Pellus Termaine, the Grand Duke of the North, drafts a response impulsively asking for her hand in marriage instead.

    Wait a minute, that's ridiculous, he realizes.

    Pellus is about to discard that draft, but with one interruption after another, an exhausted Duke Termaine accidentally sends the letter instead.

    And then realizes what he did the next morning.

    NOTE: Takes place during Lithera's second life where she is still the Empress. Spoilers for Chapter 54!

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    31 Mar 2026

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    He is eighty-three years old and he looks fifteen.

    That is the thing nobody tells you about immortality.

    Not the loneliness. Not the way faces become photographs become memories become nothing. Those things you figure out yourself, slowly, the way you figure out everything that matters.

    What nobody tells you is that you will stand in front of mirrors and not recognize the person looking back. Because that person stopped being real somewhere around year twenty, and everything since has happened to someone the mirror refuses to acknowledge.

    Yuji Itadori is eighty-three years old.

    The mirror still shows him fifteen.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Nothing makes sense here.
    All he knows is that his name is Itadori Yuji, he’s eighty-three years old, the year is 2086, and he is stuck in an alien’s technique. There is no other option.
    There can’t be.

    Or, eighty-three-year-old Itadori Yuji appears in Sendai just a few blocks away from where his fifteen-year-old counterpart eats Sukuna's finger.

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    18 Mar 2026