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Four-year-old Luna has been able to see lights her whole life- and when both of her parents die in an explosive magical accident, she decides to grab on to one of the lights and follow it.
Meanwhile, Regulus Black has never really thought of himself as the parental sort- he's hardly interacted with a child in his life, much less raised one. But when two magically inexplicable orphans show up and somehow resurrect him- well, what else was he supposed to do? Not immediately adopt them? Yeah, right.
(Features little Luna and Harry adopting each other as siblings and Regulus being in way, way over his head)
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29 Aug 2026
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Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't.
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27 Aug 2026
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Cleaners HQ Vs. Jumping to Conclusions by Nostalgic_CoffeeCup
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
05 Mar 2026
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Zanka knew that carrying out a relationship with a Raider as a Cleaner would be complicated. He knew he'd have to be careful. More than careful. He'd have to be perfect- no matter what, no one could find out about the truth. Not when he knew what the consequences would be.
Naturally, he slips up anyways, accidentally mentioning Jabber's name at HQ, and it’s all over.
Except its not. Because there's good news and bad news.
The good news was that Zanka hadn't actually said Jabber's name. Instead, he'd said a nickname. A nickname that nobody knew referred to Jabber.
The bad news was that now all the Cleaners thought that Zanka had a girlfriend named Abby, and if he wanted to keep his job, his family, and his relationship with Jabber, he was going to have to keep up the charade.
What could go wrong?
(Spoiler Alert: Everything. Everything goes wrong.)
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- Part 3 of Well, Now It's Everyone's Problem
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18 Jul 2026
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Nijiku, Wonger, et al. by MossAndMycelium
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Manga), Gachiakuta (Anime)
15 Mar 2026
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Rudo knew Zanka —sorry, "pRoFeSsor Nijiku"— was married. Everyone did, it would be hard to miss the way the usually stoic Materials Science professor softened when he looked down and ran a thumb over his wedding band. And yet despite that, no one knew anything about his wife, not even her name.
For a so-called "average" guy, Zanka seemed to have a lot of secrets. The most concerning of which pertained to a suspicious guy with a lot of piercings who kept lurking around the research lab after hours.
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A modern au in which Zanka and Jabber are professionals in their respective scientific fields, and have a reputation for being bitter rivals who are constantly publishing research papers trying to disprove the others findings.
They've also been secretly married for 6 years.
Rudo —a graduate student and one of Zanka's lab assistants at the University— somehow gets caught in the middle of it all.Series
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17 Jul 2026
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the blood you bleed is just the blood you owe by Anonymous
Fandoms: Gachiakuta (Anime), Gachiakuta (Manga)
14 Apr 2026
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Now that Jabber is stuck in this fucked up place, he's learning things about himself he reallyyyy would like to avoid. Things like, being easily taken by a soft hand on his waist, the soft gaze of blue eyes and the twinkling laugh of someone he once swore to defeat. It was a little concerning, to say the least.
Or: part 2 of when Jabber is isekai'd out of his fun into a world without trash beasts, raiders, cleaners, or even vital instruments and he has to really wonder if these chest pains are normal
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- Part 2 of hyperfixating on janka
- Part 2 of isekai'd into another world with jabber wonger
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16 Jul 2026