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He sighed, stirring more sugar into his tea. “Exactly how bad is this going to be, Pansy?”
There was a very long pause. “Look. Draco and I are engaged.”
“Er,” Harry said, slowly. “Congratulations? Except, um, you do know -”
Pansy glanced up, looking almost amused. “That he’s stupidly in love with Hermione?”
“I was more going to say that she was stupidly in love with him.”
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19 Jul 2024
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ripped at every edge (but you're a masterpiece) by Lissy
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Sep 2021
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When Pepper leaves Tony, he reverts to his old habits. He's not expecting much when he picks up Hari, but is pleasantly surprised when their hook-up turns into something more.
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- Part 2 of The Mistress of Death
- Part 1 of The Mortal Lives of Death's Mistress and Merchant
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- 95,613
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- 27/?
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15 Jul 2024
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Chasing Dragons by The_Sinking_Ship for Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.
But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.
Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.
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12 Jul 2024
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Faced with Narcissa's deadline to settle down, Draco's path of defiance collides with Hermione's campaign to gain the favour of pureblood society as she runs for Minister for Magic. While convincing everyone but themselves of their torrid love affair, Draco and Hermione face both internal and external struggles that threaten to unravel both their carefully constructed facade and their preconceived notions about love.
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11 Jul 2024
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Werewolf Alphas aren't meant to be alone, or to suppress their ruts indefinitely like Draco has been since he was bitten eight years ago. He needs company, companionship, to knot ― he needs an Omega Heat Companion. At least, that’s what the Healers say, and even Draco can admit contacting the person they’ve referred him to might be nice.
Of course it turns out to be bloody Potter.
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08 Jul 2024
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Uzumaki Naruto is the prized daughter of the Yondaime Hokage, and when the threats on her life become serious, Namikaze Minato decides that she needs a guard.
Who better for the job than one of his own personal guard?
Enter Uchiha Shisui, who loves summertime sunshine and has a penchant for sweets and all things bright.
To Naruto, he’s completely boring, and a terribly pretty pretty boy. But if being around him is going to annoy Sasuke-teme, then she can put up with it.
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02 May 2024
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Six years after Minato Namikaze rose from the dead, Naruto's graduated the academy with a field of flowers in his mind and the best friends he could've ever asked for. Everything seems like it's going well... until it's not. Conspiracies within the village are keeping Minato on his toes, and Naruto's goal of world peace only seems to get further and further away from him as the Akatsuki stir and start to raise their heads. There are unknown enemies lurking around every corner, and it's up to Naruto and Kurama to stop them-- and who knows, maybe they'll have a little help when they do.
(In the distance, the remnants of Uzu call, getting louder and louder each day. Naruto doesn't know what it means for him or for the rest of Team 7, but as the pull gets stronger and stronger, he has a feeling he's going to find out.)
Or: Six years after the events of six years too long.
(Cross posted on wattpad)
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- Part 2 of Six Years Series
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- English
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- 13/?
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26 Apr 2024
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What if Nick and Hadrian were linked by Death? The Battle of Hogwarts ends in victory but with Hadrian being pulled through a portal to meet with Death and learn about his choices. Nick just wants to sleep for a week after returning to the past when Zerstorer is defeated. Maybe he'll catch a break before the next apocalypse level 'bad guy'. Of course, that's when an unconscious kid is thrown through a portal and lands in Monroe's living room. Yep. Sounds about right.
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- 32/?
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21 Apr 2024
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The summer before Harrys fifth year he receives a visitor that tells him that due to his participation in the triwizard tournament he has been emancipated. He is brought to Gringotts bank where he learns information that will change the course of his life forever.
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19 Apr 2024
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During his eighth year, Harry discovers Theo Nott under the influence of Amortentia. He manages to stop anything from happening, but he can’t help feeling a little protective of him. It doesn’t help that Nott feels he owes Harry something, no matter how much Harry insists that there’s no debt between them.
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17 Apr 2024
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When he is 11 years old, Harry James Potter (and yes, he is the BOY who lived, thank you very much) gets dragged into a world he's waited years to join. Now, in another universe, another timeline, Harry would've been born a boy and had two best friends and would be sorted into Gryffindor. This is not that timeline.
In this timeline, Harry knows he is a wizard years before his letter ever comes (the letter that somehow knows his name, and not the one on his birth certificate) and his not going to be manipulated by a meddlesome old goat and two annoying kids that seem convinced that Harry is their friend. In this timeline, Harry does not let himself be used. In this timeline, he fights. And oh, what a fight it is.
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- Part 1 of Hogwarts Heir
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- 38,380
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- 32/?
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04 Apr 2024
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A manic smile curled his lips.
Fool him once, fool him twice but there would be no third time.
“You’re on borrowed time, pet. You will not escape from me,” he purred silkily.
Their breath hitched at his words, confidence visibly shaken at the weight of the words from one of the strongest men alive.
“Y-You…” they struggled, pinned under the intensity of having the full brunt of an Uchiha’s indefatigable attention on them.
Madara hears it really is quite an experience.
His grin widens, showing off gleaming fangs.
"Me," the alpha goaded hotly.
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In which Tobirama accidentally adopts a child before covertly returning him and goes back to regular (miserable) life as the Senju’s White Demon. After all, a demon could never feel enough love to raise a child.
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In which Madara accidentally adopts a child after he's returned back to his clan and doesn’t even attempt to go back to regular life. He instead proceeds to hunt down the blessing who rescued his child to give them
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28 Mar 2024
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Senju Tobirama doesn't expect to be saved when he's taken captive during a mission gone wrong. And when Uchiha Kagami is shoved into his cell he only hopes to protect the boy long enough for someone to get the child to safety before he dies.
Instead, they're both rescued, and Uchiha Madara gets much more than he bargained for by taking in the infamous Senju Demon
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- Part 1 of Running With The Wolves
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- 30,806
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- 14/?
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15 Mar 2024
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Senju Tobirama had a plan. Granted it wasn't a very good plan - but it was a plan. Heal Uchiha Izuna and then disappear so that his brother and his clan could finally have peace, without the White Demon there to ruin it.
One problem - he hadn't accounted for Uchiha Madara or how stubbornly he would pursue him.
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- 99,305
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- 40/?
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15 Mar 2024
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Falling in love wasn't on the list of things Blaise envisioned when he returned to the UK after years abroad, living on the Continent. Turned out, that he may as well have burnt the whole list on a pyre because love and one Harry Potter had different ideas.
After his last publicly failed relationship Harry thought love had washed its hands from him. Everyone kept leaving him behind anyway. Except, Blaise Zabini, looking like he walked straight off the pages of a magazine had him hopelessly hoping that maybe love really hadn't forgotten about him after all.
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- 22/?
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27 Feb 2024
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Vienna Waits for You by Phoenan
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types
01 Aug 2024
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“I didn’t want to fight Captain America.”
Both Wade and Matt stiffened.
“Sorry, backtrack,” Wade sat up, looking Peter in the eye, “He made you fight Captain America?”
Peter looked away, embarrassed at the reaction, “Yeah? I mean, it’s not like he made me-“
“But he never gave you the opportunity to say no?” Matt guessed.
“I-“ Peter hadn’t thought of it like that, “I guess not.”
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Wade and Matt hate Tony Stark for being an asshole to Peter, but they need his help to get him back after Peter goes missing.
Tony doesn’t know who the hell these guys are, talking about Peter like they know him.- Language:
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- 13/13
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17 Jan 2024
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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- 22/?
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15 Jan 2024
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Desperate times call for desperate measures. If this means forcing weapons into the hands of children, then so be it.
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- 11/?
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- 14
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12 Jan 2024
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From sixteen to eleven didn't feel like a big jump until she realized that she was now the best ninja in their class. And that tiny Sasuke hates her for it.
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- 105,504
- Chapters:
- 7/?
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12 Jan 2024
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For SHMonth2023! It’s been eight years since he left Konoha; nine months since he returned. Now Sasuke has to figure out what to do with his decade-long crush on Hinata. She’s everything he remembers her to be, but at the same time, she’s almost a stranger. Rather than push him away, however, Sasuke’s only more inclined to chase her.
- Language:
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- Words:
- 159,032
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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15 Dec 2023