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“He glares at me.”
“He glares at everyone.”
“He insults me.”
“He insults everyone.”
Zoro was sure. Zeff hated and Sanji refused to believe him. It's been two months since Zeff arrived at their restaurant. Yes, their, because it's as much Sanji's restaurant as his. Zoro had been at every step, from the moment they discovered the All Blue to the opening day and even after so it's their restaurant.
Zeff hated him and did everything in his power to make sure Zoro couldn't spend time with Sanji. But if Zeff hated him, what did he suddenly started called him Zucchini?
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07 May 2026
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Zoro is running late to a meeting with Sanji. When he finally gets there Sanji is swooning over the ex that crushed his heart while she peacocks and shows off her new boyfriend. People like that really pissed Zoro off.
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22 Apr 2026
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It was that first time, just once, murmured against Sanji's mouth with his hand tight around Sanji’s cock that Zoro said, “Fuck, you're such a slut for it.”
And it was Sanji’s first fatal mistake to moan in response because it's only gone downhill from there.
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Zoro talks a lot in bed, but if that’s the only way he communicates, then of course no talking gets done at all.
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13 Mar 2026
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26 Feb 2026
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“As always, Chef Blackleg, your food is as remarkable as you are beautiful. Are you sure I can’t convince you to join me for my meal?”
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17 Feb 2026
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They reach the island of Bise early in the new year.
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17 Feb 2026
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“Oh no,” Hardison groaned dramatically, throwing his hands in the air. “I’m so sorry you guys.” They’re sitting on the couch, Eliot and Parker are cleaning their knives -- Parker uses hers to mostly cut rope, Eliot’s mostly uses them to cut people -- and Hardison is sitting next to them with his laptop. It had been a pretty pleasant evening so far. Nothing seems to be immediately bleeding, or on fire, so Eliot’s reaction is maybe a little more muted that it would be if Parker said the same words. Eliot thinks about switching to high alert, but Hardison, as a rule, has no sense of proportion. He gets about this dramatic when they run out of orange soda.
“I have to host Thanksgiving for the family this year -- and no I can’t get out of it, I already checked.”
Or: Eliot cooks a turkey
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- Part 5 of Leverage Works
- Part 1 of Special Occasions
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15 Feb 2026
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The woman laughs, her eyes crinkling behind her silver cat-eye glasses. "You must be Eliot,” she says, cheerfully. “He warned me you were charming. Where is he?”
Eliot’s stomach drops as he realizes that this is a terrible fucking mistake, because this ain’t a random elderly woman showing up to collect cans or take up donations or whatever it is that elderly woman in weird fucking places like Portland do. This is Hardison’s nana, and Eliot has just opened the door to the apartment—to Hardison and Parker’s apartment—like he lives there.
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14 Feb 2026
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Zoro returns home to Arcata as a newly-minted professor. He reunites with old friends and makes several new ones, including a blonde chef with big dreams…
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10 Dec 2025
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if no one ever hears it (how will we learn your song) by Resacon1990
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
13 Jul 2023
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“Serves you right, Curls,” he jeers, and Sanji looks mutinous as he twists around to shove at Zoro’s chest.
Zoro catches his hand though, his gaze softening, and Nami’s own widen in surprise as Sanji goes still.
Or, six Strawhat pirates that realise Zoro and Sanji might just be a little more than rivals after all.
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05 Nov 2025
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Dealing with Sanji makes Zoro develop a lot of opinions about clothes. It only gets worse when the cook comes back from Momoiro Island.
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04 Nov 2025
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On a small island, on a lovely night full of music and fun and food, Zoro and Sanji accidentally get married. It is as ridiculous as it sounds—or at least it is at first, until Zoro finds being married to Blackleg Sanji isn't as bad as one might assume.
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03 Nov 2025
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It was harder than he thought, ok. Sanji would be the first to admit. Pushing away everything he had felt on Kamabakka Kingdom. Sanji thought he could cut his hair, tuck away the dresses and makeup, and strip his mind of all feminine, girly thoughts. He would go back to the suits and short hair, grow a beard, and be the man Zeff had raised him to be. It was hard though.
Which is why, one night while docked at a large town, Sanji allows himself to finally dress up the way he had been itching to. Of course, this is also the night the Marines plan to take down the Straw Hat Pirates, leading to his Nakama finding out about his dirty secret.
And what's this about a new wanted poster? Sanji could never catch a break.
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31 Oct 2025
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He’s presented to her in the centre of the court.
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31 Oct 2025
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Zoro hadn't planned on exchanging blow jobs with a drag queen when he had come out to the bar at Nami's behest, and yet he can't pretend he’s not enjoying it. It might be one of his better decisions actually.
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Zoro hooks up with a drag queen and the guy he hates on the soccer team starts acting weird. These two things are probably unrelated.
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15 Oct 2025
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Your Snail Owes My Snail Child Support by foxglove (FeralPen)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
08 Dec 2024
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When the Strawhat's new snails decide to get frisky, it's Sanji's snail who ends up impregnated by Zoro's snail.
When Robin suggests this is because the snails picked up on Sanji and Zoro's subconscious desire to bang, Sanji falls into a comedic spiral of angst and self-doubt. Because he can't hook up with anyone unless he's half in love with them, and there's no way Zoro would ever care about him more than just a hookup, and he's not going to put himself through all of that.
Meanwhile, Zoro knows the cook is a hysterical moron. Maybe it's time he does something about that.
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06 Oct 2025
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Sanji puts all his effort into their meals, especially on birthdays, but never receives the same love and attention on his own birthday. Zoro decides to do something about it.
(rated T for language)
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05 Oct 2025
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It didn’t take not one week on the Going Merry for the rest of the crew to realize that Sanji was the only member who knew how to tie a tie. He wore one practically everyday; it was like a Sanji Staple. Why would anyone else ever need to know how?
Eventually, Sanji came to terms with his lost cause of a crew and actually turned the situation into something positive for himself. Just like he loved being able to provide for the crew in the form of cooking, he was able to provide for them in the form of… tying ties when they needed him to?
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Or, 5 times Sanji tied someone's tie and the 1 time someone tied his for him.- Language:
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23 Sep 2025
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Because there’s one thing that’s unfamiliar. One difference from his usual waking up from a coma routine. Sometimes Chopper is there, checking on him and startled when he’s awake. Sometimes Luffy is in the room, sleeping in a chair while leaning on his bed, or eating some food that was no doubt left for Zoro himself lest he wake up. Sometimes it’s the middle of the night when he wakes up. There are small changes, but otherwise it’s typically the same. This change is notable in its monumentality.
Someone is holding Zoro's right hand, between two closed fists.
No, not just someone.
Sanji.
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Zoro wakes up injured and with no memory of what happened to him. Usually this wouldn’t bother him, if not for how strange Sanji is acting.
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22 Sep 2025
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In which Zoro gets dragged into shopping with Sanji, and ends up having to contend with how unreasonably hot his lover is with a sharp object in his hands.
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02 Sep 2025