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“You spent how much?”
“I don’t know… Like… Two hundred pounds…”
“Are you- two hundred? How the actual fu- EREN!"
“…”
The silence hung heavily as grey eyes stared into green eyes. Levi’s mouth hung open in disbelief, opening and closing like fish, unable to form the words to speak. His boyfriend was an idiot. A complete and utter fucking idiot.
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Eren had made a promise to find the ocean for his loved one.
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"...And I want to wake up next to you for the rest of my life... Levi Ackerman, will you please do me the honour of becoming my husband?"
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It Should Be Illegal To Be That Attractive by IrnBru, Womp_womp_w0mp
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
16 Oct 2016
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When Levi walks into his office on Monday morning only to find some kid by the name of Eren Jaeger sitting in front of his desk, the first thing he thinks is 'Goddamn, it's too early for this shit'.
After realising that Erwin has given him a big 'fuck you' and hired an assistant that he didn't want, Levi decides that he should probably quit and become homeless, because Jesus Christ the brat is annoying.
And extremely attractive, but he's trying not to think about that.
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House Tour by Anonymous
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Smallville
11 Sep 2025
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Clark was a mild mannered man, and everyone around him knew if. Lois loves to affectionately compare him to a dog, his neighbour when Clark helped them moved in did so similarly. Heck, even the hotdog vendor outside commended Clark for his unwavering loyalty to his food- like a dog. Clark would only grin sheepishly and laugh, maybe flush if it was Lois. It was so common place that Clark didn’t think anything of it most of the time, Lois attributed the comparison to his face? And entire demeanour it seemed, though Clark struggled to the find the similarity between himself and a dog.
Then he was between Lex’s thighs, with dog ears perched on his head.
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- Part 6 of Superman Fics!! Mostly Clex
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17 Sep 2025
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Clark Kent interviews Lex Luthor. Superman comes to confront him about what Clark discovers. Lex wants a lot of things from him, and "seeing him dead" isn't all of them.
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17 Sep 2025
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Lex gets something he needs.
(Or, it was there all along.)
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- Part 7 of Wants & Needs
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17 Sep 2025
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Backwards Compatibility by 3HobbitsInATrenchcoat, haleswallows, zoe_134340
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
10 Aug 2025
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Alfred sighed and closed the book around one finger to keep his place. "Master Bruce. Please tell me you aren't going to that horrid little club in the Narrows again."
For all that he was Batman, trained in the art of bald-faced lying, Bruce managed to shuffle his feet and twitch his eyes toward the front door suspiciously. "I'm… not going to the horrid little club in the Narrows?"
"Yet, here you are, dressed for the club," said Alfred flatly.
Fed up with Bruce's playboy act, Alfred signs him up for an exclusive dating service, hoping that he will at the very least make a friend. On the other side of the bay, Lois gifts Clark with a voucher for that very same service, insisting that he needs to move on from their mutual breakup.
Neither one of them really wants a relationship, but they do want their loved ones to be happy. So they come to a mutually beneficial agreement.
It very quickly becomes something else entirely.
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30 Aug 2025
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A Shoulder to Cry On by frozenpotions
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
18 Oct 2024
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Bruce gets hit with fear toxin and is determined to go through it alone. Clark is determined not to let him.
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30 Aug 2025