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I Accidentally Got High And All I Got Was This Boyfriend by WooleyWitch
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Apr 2026
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When Robert goes out to get drinks with the Z team he expects an uneventful night, but with them nothing is ever uneventful. When Robert's drink accidentally gets swapped with Sonar's spiked one, Herm is determined to take care of his boss before he can embarrass himself too badly. This should be a relatively simple task, but Robert's determination to get Herm into bed is complicating matters.
In which Robert gets high and Herm fights valiantly to resist his charms and is rewarded for his restraint.
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She's so Pretty (When She Goes Down on Me) by WooleyWitch for BisexualPanicWitch
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
20 Feb 2026
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When The Z team is tapped to attend a charity gala Robin discovers that Watergirl has never dressed up because her power gets in the way. Determined to be a good team leader Robin offers to help.
Or, Robin gives Herma a makeover and loses the battle for self control.
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Robert Robertson never wanted to be an omega. It got in the way, complicated things. That's why he's been on suppressants since he presented. Seventeen years later and his body is breaking under the strain. He needs to stop taking them. Robert isn't good at taking care of himself on the best of days. How is he supposed to deal with the challenge of learning how to deal with his secondary gender?
Herman has always liked his boss. He thinks Robert is a great man, a great hero. Robert is kind and patient and understanding and always makes Herm's day better, so when Robert reveals that he's an omega Herman's instincts go into overdrive. He wants to care for Robert, in whatever form the other man will accept.
In which Robert finds it difficult to accept help but Waterboy persists.
This updates Tuesday and Friday, with extras when I’m able!
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Robert fiddles with the package in his hands. He really shouldn’t be doing this. It could be taken as a blatant show of favoritism, and yet, here he is.
In which Robert gives Waterboy a Christmas present, and then unwraps one of his own.
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On a night out with z team, Herman finds himself alone with Robert. He seems distant, troubled. Waterboy wants to help.
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When Waterboy first started his new job at SDN, he never thought that he'd be working alongside his childhood idol. Things take a turn for the worse, though, when he comes across said idol picking glass shards out of his chest, unlocking a side of Herman that even he had never known about.
Valentine's Day fic for WooleyWitch! Hope you enjoy :3
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Bookmarked by WooleyWitch
27 Feb 2026
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Something of a lack of maleness, an infection that came through the cracks of his lacking innate masculinity and buried itself and festered. He craved being a man, and that was the reason for his strange, disquieting imaginings, his secret thrill to think of himself, head bowed, unveiling layer upon layer of his superior. He wanted only to be close to the prime example of manhood he could merely aspire to be like.
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A WW1 watermech AU filled to the brim with yearning, sexual tension, internalized homophobia & the homoerotically charged relationship between a man and his personal servant.
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- Part 1 of Pro Patria Mori
Bookmarked by WooleyWitch
04 Jan 2026
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The truest form of yearning. Physically nauseating in a positive way
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Herman takes Robert up on his suggestion to try getting high, and somehow it leads to them fucking in Robert's bathtub. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Bookmarked by WooleyWitch
03 Jan 2026
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“E-easy now. Robert, take it eas– it’s okay– you're okay”
Another fist comes swinging in from the right; Herman clumsily grabs it, and now he’s awkwardly holding Robert’s arms as they cross over one another. Robert snarls, this desperate, wounded, noise, as he attempts to shake Herman off.
Herman quickly straddles his waist, untangling Robert’s arms, and forcing them at his sides; he readjusts his weight so that he can pin them down with his thighs.
“Shhh, P-pup…it’s okay. Shhh, it’s me. It’s Hermie….please calm down.”
Even using his softest tone, it’s ineffective as the man struggles beneath him; he’s locked deep in his unconscious. It’s going to take much more drastic measures.
Bookmarked by WooleyWitch
03 Jan 2026
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this is straight up slop from my balls.
PLEASE READ THE TAGS!!!!!!!
Bookmarked by WooleyWitch
31 Dec 2025