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Jahoda should have known something was different the moment she saw the banner.
SPECIAL CUSTOMER APPRECIATION EVENT stretched across the front window of Celestia Maid & Tea in glittering pink letters, complete with hearts and stars that seemed to mock her already nervous stomach.
Below it, in smaller but equally devastating print: “Highest spending customer wins an exclusive photo session with the maid of their choice!”
Or: Jahoda is definitely going to win that session with Ineffa! Her wallet is never going to financially recover from this…
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Sandrone steps forward until there is barely space between them. She reaches for Columbina’s wrist, fingers firm but controlled, guiding her hand upward. Columbina does not resist. She never does. She trusts with unnerving ease.
Sandrone’s thumb brushes against the smear of chocolate. Warm. Smooth. She holds Columbina’s wrist steady and brings her own lips to the mark instead.
The sweetness is almost overwhelming.
Columbina inhales softly.
Or: Sandrone’s always hated Valentine’s Day. Surely this one won’t be any different!
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10 Seconds to Midnight by Woolmarket
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
01 Jan 2026
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“Oh?” Pokke leaned closer, tail swaying. “You got any good ones, Tachyon?”
Tachyon opened her mouth, closed it, then tried again. “Statistically, New Year’s rituals function as psychological resets. Humans and Uma Musume alike exhibit increased motivation when engaging in symbolic closure.”
Pokke blinked. “So that’s a no.”
“…I usually stay in the lab,” Tachyon muttered.
Or: Jungle Pocket finally gets a chance to one-up Tachyon…
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Jahoda froze mid-step, heart slamming so hard it felt physical. She could feel her face heating instantly, ears burning beneath her hat.
Ineffa looked up as well.
“Oh,” she said.
Jahoda cursed internally. “I mean— it’s just a tradition. You don’t have to— we can move. It’s not mandatory.”
“I know what mistletoe signifies,” Ineffa said calmly.
“You do?” Jahoda squeaked.
Or: Jahoda hates Christmas parties…look it’s not her fault she self sabotages near attractive women!
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“Welcome,” Ineffa said politely, her voice soft and modulated but undeniably warm. “Table for one?”
“Uhm,” Jahoda managed, which was not a word so much as a vowel having a crisis.
Jahoda’s cheeks warmed with humiliation. This was awful. She was fulfilling every stereotype Nefer joked about. Lesbian disaster of the century.
And then— “Yes. No. I mean— yes. I mean I’m home— sorry. I mean I’m not sorry. I mean— table?” She wanted to die.
“Right this way,” Ineffa replied as though Jahoda had spoken normally.
Or: Jahoda learns that maybe Nefer’s ideas aren’t always the worst.
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White Noise by Woolmarket
Fandoms: Tetro Danganronpa Series (Web Series), Tetro Danganronpa BLUE (Web Series)
12 Nov 2025
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Mion tried to move toward her again, stubborn even as her strength faltered. “I was trying to help you! Do you even understand what you’ve done?”
“Stop, just stop talking,” Kumada rasped. The sound in her head was a constant whine, like static eating through thought.
Or: An alternate take on what would have happened to Mion had Matthias and Shingo not shown up.
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It’s Super Effective! by Woolmarket
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game), Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
30 Oct 2025
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At the summit stood a woman waiting in the sunlight, long hair catching the breeze, golden fabric glinting like the morning.
Cipher froze. No way.
Aglaea smiled, serene as the sea. “Welcome, challenger.”
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Cipher muttered. “You’re the kahuna?”
“I am,” Aglaea said simply. “Though I suppose you might’ve guessed.”
Cipher laughed under her breath. “No, I didn’t guess! You sold me tea towels!”
CiphlaeaWeek2025 Day 5 - Sun and Moon
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- Part 4 of Woolmarket’s CiphlaeaWeek2025
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📣 @DWTSOfficial
✨ Season Premiere Announcement! ✨
Renowned vocalist Aglaea, known for her ethereal performances and on-stage composure, joins the lineup of Dancing with the Stars!Her partner: Cipher, contemporary choreographer and first-time pro competitor — infamous for unorthodox choreography and “breaking the rules beautifully.”
#DWTS #TeamCiphlaea
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@ThreadsofGold: Aglaea dancing? I’m here for it.
@CipherCore: Cipher’s gonna test that goddess composure REAL fast 💀
@StellanovaFan: mark my words. opposites-to-lovers slow burn incoming.CiphlaeaWeek2025 Day 4 - Dance
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- Part 3 of Woolmarket’s CiphlaeaWeek2025
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The Distance Between Us by Woolmarket
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
28 Oct 2025
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She told herself it was fine. She’d raced alone before. She’d do it again.
Her phone buzzed suddenly. Her heart leapt.
But it wasn’t Tachyon. It was a text from Manhattan Cafe, short and cryptic as ever:
“Don’t worry too much. She’s not as far as you think.”
Pokke frowned. “What’s that supposed to mean?” she muttered aloud, but before she could reply, the message marked “Read” no follow-up. Typical Cafe.
PKTKcreate 25 - Long Distance
Or: The biggest race of Pokke’s career is right around the corner, unfortunately for her, Tachyon is stuck in Japan. -
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Jahoda froze, the screwdriver slipping from her hand. “You… you what?”
Ineffa’s gaze flickered up, luminous and unsteady. “The words on my wrist. They appeared before I ever met you, but I didn’t understand them until you said them to me.”
Jahoda’s mouth went dry. “What… what words?”
She didn’t answer right away. She just reached up, unfastened her glove, and rolled back the plating on her wrist. Beneath the metal, etched faintly into the synthetic skin, were the words Jahoda had said so long ago:
You don’t have a soulmate. You’re just a machine.
Jahoda’s breath caught.
Or: Jahoda always knew her words would come back to bite her in the ass.
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Cipher forced herself to grin, tail flicking again. “You’re awfully obsessed with this soulmate business, you know.”
Aglaea tilted her head toward her. “Because you never tell me anything about yours.”
Cipher looked away. “Maybe I don’t have one.”
“Everyone does,” Aglaea said gently. “You’re just hiding it.”
“Maybe,” Cipher said, her tone light but cracking at the edges. “Maybe they’re better off not knowing.”
CiphlaeaWeek2025 Day 2 - Soulmates
Or: The first touch from your soulmate would set the world alight with color, or at least, that’s what everyone tells Aglaea.Series
- Part 2 of Woolmarket’s CiphlaeaWeek2025
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Cipher reached out, fingers brushing Aglaea’s wrist gently, careful not to startle. Her ears lowered slightly as her voice softened. “And you,” she said, “have a remarkable ability to weave every word like a spell.”
Aglaea froze, feeling the spark in the touch. Her threads fluttered around them, wrapping Cipher’s silhouette in gold light like a painted halo. “Cifera,” she whispered. “You’re too close.”
Cipher leaned in, her tail swaying slowly behind her, the movement betraying nerves she’d never admit aloud. “Maybe I’m tired of being far away.”
CiphlaeaWeek2025 Day 1 - Weave Shop
Or: Aglaea finally gets a chance to weave Cipher a new wardrobe.Series
- Part 1 of Woolmarket’s CiphlaeaWeek2025
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Rain Delay by Woolmarket
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
21 Oct 2025
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Their steps fell into rhythm, the steady sound of raindrops filling the silence between them. Pokke’s tail flicked idly behind her—then brushed against Tachyon’s.
The scientist froze. Her ears twitched once, twice.
Pokke didn’t notice at first, humming under her breath.Then Tachyon’s tail flicked back.
Just a small, reflexive motion—but it tangled with Pokke’s, the damp fur sliding together in an accidental knot.Pokke stopped mid-step, looking down at the intertwined tails.
Tachyon’s entire face went red.PKTKcreate25 Day 4 - Umbrella
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Jahoda stared at her, incredulous. “You’re— you’re jealous?”
“I am… unfamiliar with that term’s sensation,” Ineffa said carefully, “but I believe it applies.”
Jahoda laughed once, incredulously, not cruelly, but from disbelief. “Archons, Ineffa, you’re impossible! You can’t just— you don’t feel things like that. You’re a—”
She stopped herself before saying the word machine, but the silence finished it for her.
The faint glow behind Ineffa’s eyes dimmed. “I see.”
Or: Sometimes Jahoda wishes she could shut her big, stupid mouth. Luckily, Ineffa has a way of shutting it for her.
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The Romantic Act of Messing Around with Your Frenemy’s Internal Components by Woolmarket
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Sep 2025
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“Ineffa?”
The automaton stood in the doorway, a wreck of herself. Her cloak was shredded, armor dented and split, glowing fluid trickling down her side. Sparks snapped weakly from her joints. Her movements were stilted, each step a halting calculation.
Jahoda’s first instinct was to lash out. “What, did you trip over your own shiny legs? You look like—”
Her voice cut off. Ineffa’s eyes, normally sharp and steady, were dimming.
“…I require assistance,” Ineffa said softly, her tone measured even as her systems faltered.
Or: Nefer always said she’d wind up with her hands all over Ineffa…
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Your Biggest Fan by Woolmarket
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
14 Sep 2025
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Tachyon was dazzling up close. Her sharp red eyes flicked from fan to fan, a polite but distracted smile curving her lips as she signed posters and pamphlets. But when Pokke set her bag on the table, overflowing with merch, Tachyon’s smile twitched—something sharper flickering beneath her professional mask.
“Well,” Tachyon drawled, spinning the pen between her fingers, “aren’t you… dedicated?”
Pokke’s laugh came out too high-pitched. “I just, I like your work a lot!”
Or: Jungle Pocket sneaks into a convention to grab a signature from her favorite racer! Just don’t ask to see her room… she’s a completely normal fan, she’ll have you know!
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Chemical Reactions by Woolmarket
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
07 Aug 2025
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She took a sip of her drink. Still terrible. Synthetic fruit over ice and regret. She placed it down and immediately crossed her arms.
Another girl leaned in toward Pokke, a hand brushing her elbow. Tachyon could feel her eye twitch.
These people didn’t know her. They didn’t understand the complexities behind Pokke’s stupid grin, or the way her confidence hid a recklessness that sometimes bordered on self-destructive.
Or: Pokke and Tachyon get separated at a party. Tachyon can’t stand all these girls clustering around her guinea pig.
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Red Foil and Racing Hearts by Woolmarket
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
30 Jul 2025
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She picked it up, inspecting it like an artifact. “Red foil. Twine. Slightly asymmetrical bow... Did you make this?”
“Sure did.”
“For…?”
“It’s Valentine’s, Tachyon.” Pokke crossed her arms, trying to look casual. “People give chocolate to people they like. Pretty basic tradition.”
“You like me?”
Pokke sputtered. “D-Don’t make it weird!”
Or: Pokke prepares some chocolate for Tachyon on Valentine’s Day! NO, it did not take her five different attempts!
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“Because I’m brilliant, darling.”
Ruan Mei hated that word on Herta’s lips. Not because it wasn’t true, but because of the way she said it—sweet, slippery, entirely unserious.
“Do you ever tire of hearing yourself speak?” Ruan Mei asked.
“I don’t,” Herta said, propping her chin in one hand. “That’s why I come here. You talk so little I can practically hear my own echo.”
HertaMeiWeek2025 Day 3 - Role Swap
Or: Herta extends her stay on Ruan Mei’s Space Station. Now if only someone had told Ruan Mei.Series
- Part 3 of Woolmarket’s HertaMeiWeek2025
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A-B-S-U-R-D (That’s how you spell Love) by Woolmarket
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
22 Jul 2025
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“Antidisestablishmentarianism. A political position that originated in 19th-century Britain opposing disestablishment. A-N-T-I-D-I-S-E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M.”
“Correct.”
The applause was slightly louder this time—though it may have been Herta’s fan club in the back row.
Again.
Ruan Mei resisted the urge to roll her eyes. Not that she was jealous. That would be absurd.
HertaMeiWeek2025 Day 2 - Modern/Rivals
Or: Herta and Ruan Mei once again find themselves in a competition. And Herta is definitely NOT happy to see Ruan Mei again, let that be clear.Series
- Part 2 of Woolmarket’s HertaMeiWeek2025