14 Bookmarks by XavierFame
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Prompt from @softagatha on Twitter: 'rio is a landscaper and agatha has inherited her dead mother's house in the middle of nowhere.'
Set in a town in Illinois that I randomly researched but won't be naming lmao.
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12 Feb 2025
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“Alice basically harassed me into confessing that I’ve never had head befo-“
“No ones ever eaten you out-“ Agatha almost screamed, beer running down her chin in a way that was not supposed to be as sexy as it was.
“Not you too.” Rio groaned.
“Look to each their own, you don’t have to get -“
“Don’t,” Rio cut in. ”Alice already did the whole intimacy talk, we get it, I have some issues. That’s why I’m gay panicking.”
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Agathario roommate AU in which Rio goes on a weird date with Wanda, Agatha feels unusually helpful and they’re both stupid and should’ve definitely been doing all of this sooner.- Language:
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- 57,231
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- 13/15
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- 637
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- 2,841
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Bookmarked by XavierFame
29 Jan 2025
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Rio’s grin widened. “Touchy, aren’t you? You're cute when you're annoyed.”
Agatha took a deep breath. “Rio, you can’t lie your way out of this. I don’t know what you're trying to achieve, but you're only making this process longer for yourself.”
Rio leaned forward. “Do you get hit on alot? Because honestly, if you weren’t my therapist I would totally fu-”
Agatha cleared her throat, cutting Rio off. The look on Rio’s face made it obvious that she knew she had gotten a reaction, and Agatha hated it.
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Rio Vidal has just been released on probation from prison – only requirement being that she goes to meet a psychiatrist, Agatha Harkness, twice a week.
- Language:
- English
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- 152,267
- Chapters:
- 24/26
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- 990
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Bookmarked by XavierFame
29 Jan 2025
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honey come put your lips on mine (and shut me up) by tinyteamug
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jan 2025
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“Do not,” Agatha said to herself from her spot in the media booth, “you absolutely do not need to defend your honor against-”
Rio dropped her gloves.
“God fucking damn it.”
The Sharks’ forward had barely gotten her own gloves off before Rio’s fist connected with her jaw. The crowd erupted.
“I am going to kill her,” Agatha announced to no one in particular, already mentally drafting press releases. “Should’ve kept managing curling teams. Nobody ever gets punched in curling.”
OR: Gently feral hockey star Rio and long-suffering publicist Agatha who definitely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
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- English
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- 40,455
- Chapters:
- 16/?
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29 Jan 2025
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Ancient (and chronically unemployed) vampires Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal have been strictly best friends for 600 years.
That is, until Agatha bites her.
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- Part 1 of Put Your Fangs In Me
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 121,290
- Chapters:
- 37/37
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- 3,684
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- 7,702
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- 912
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26 Jan 2025
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all mirth and no matter by thelionandthemoon
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
21 Feb 2025
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“She just walked out the store with a TV and insisted we call you.” The head security guard told Rio.
He opened a laptop and played her the footage.
“Right.” She rubbed her forehead. “Why would you do that?” She asked.
“I’ve been a bad girl, officer. You must arrest me.” Agatha replied in a breathy voice.
Of course, she would make a show of shoplifting a television just to flirt with her.
AU: Police Officer Rio and Petty Criminal Agatha
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 97,480
- Chapters:
- 17/17
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- 1,050
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- 2,064
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- 375
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- 52,468
Bookmarked by XavierFame
18 Jan 2025
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I Can Resist Anything Except Temptation by schrodingerspuss
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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"It's a game, Agatha. Don't play it."
Agatha is an FBI agent tasked with finding an elusive and psychopathic serial killer they've nicknamed "The Green Witch".
Suddenly finding herself at the center of this killer's attention, Agatha's already dubious moral compass spins out of control.
A tale of mutual obsession based on Killing Eve and Criminal Minds.- Language:
- English
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- 116,507
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- 26/41
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- 1,715
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- 3,992
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Bookmarked by XavierFame
09 Jan 2025
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let loose your longing by curiositysdarling
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Jan 2025
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The blow comes out of nowhere, a breathtaking impact from what Rio will quickly discover to have been the flat of a shovel against her side, sending her sprawling into the dirt.
“You have five seconds to explain yourself,” comes the voice of her assailant from somewhere above her, a vague blob in the dim evening light. “Or I’m calling the police.”
“Wait! Please!” Rio gasps, fumbling to tap at her phone screen until the flashlight comes on, and then—whoa. The night is dark and full of gorgeous, shovel-wielding terrors, apparently. Dark hair, blue eyes, miles and miles of smooth skin exposed by the floral robe tied haphazardly around her. The sight alone is almost worth the wicked bruising that Rio can quite literally feel herself developing. “I swear I’m not some creep.”
The woman looming over her supine form snorts inelegantly. “That’s what they all say.”
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Agatha finds Rio hiding from her ex in her azaleas and chaos ensues.
Things get even more awkward when Rio discovers that the woman who smacked her with a shovel in the dead of night is going to be a guest lecturer at her university for the semester.
But hey, that’s just life in Westview.
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09 Jan 2025
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everybody knows that i'm a good girl, officer by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Mar 2025
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Rio surveys the open tabs Agatha’s got going: diagrams of ar-15 detailed. frozen yogurt near me. is frozen yogurt gluten free. eve’s toys website. Nothing outright concerning, nothing obviously criminal. And then, last on the list, making the vein in Rio’s forehead pulse uncomfortably: fbi agent rio vidal.
Rio watches in muted horror as Agatha finds her Instagram page, opens it, and scrolls aimlessly. She clicks on Rio’s pictures from her college roommate’s wedding in Miami. She spends about two minutes staring at a picture of Rio in a bikini on the beach, holding a strawberry daiquiri. Then, she takes a screenshot.
Rio bangs her forehead against her desk and groans.
or: the rumors are true and there is an fbi agent in agatha harkness’ phone. unfortunately, that fbi agent is rio vidal, and unfortunately for rio vidal, agatha is not going to let her off easy.
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- English
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- 36,804
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 388
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Bookmarked by XavierFame
09 Jan 2025
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Agatha Harkness, a seasoned legend of investigative journalism, is unshakable—until Rio Vidal joins her team. Younger, cocky, and insufferably charming, Rio seems to revel in making Agatha’s life as difficult as possible. It's no surprise they end up in bed together, a simple set of rules to keep business and pleasure separate.
But when a lie Agatha says about having a girlfriend comes back around, who's better to fake date than the person already in your bed?
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Agatha and Rio are fruends with benefits minus the friendship but then Agatha needs a fake girlfriend to get her friend of her back Rio of course is more to than willing to help. Cue to shenanigans- Language:
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- 10/18
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05 Jan 2025
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27 Dec 2024
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“Com—” Her voice cracks, and she clears her throat. “Come in!”
“Nice save,” Agatha whispers sarcastically.
“Shut up,” the girl snaps, whipping her head around to shoot Agatha a glare that could kill, hissing through her teeth.
Then, the door creaks open slowly, the sound dragging out in the thick silence. Every second feels like an eternity to Agatha, her heart pounding in her chest as she holds her breath, staring at the door. The anticipation is unbearable, the tension in the air palpable.
And then, she sees her.
Rio.
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My take on what happens post finale. Come on in, the water’s fine:)))
- Language:
- English
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- 209,142
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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- 1,131
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Bookmarked by XavierFame
26 Dec 2024
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'til storm breaks loose by Palmarion
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Sep 2025
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When music producer Agatha Harkness gets stuck in an airport due to a hurricane warning, her only option is to hole up in a local hotel to wait out the bad weather. Fortunately, they have one last room available.
A room with only one bed that she'll have to share with her assistant, Rio Vidal.
With six years of history and unacknowledged feelings between them, the storm outside may not be the only one brewing.
And Agatha might just find herself in the very eye of it.
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21 Dec 2024
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“I don’t believe you. You prefer me—“
“Compliant?” Rio stood slowly, her eyes never leaving Agatha’s face. The action put her inches away, her body heat radiating out, searing Agatha’s skin. “Obedient?”
Agatha’s hips shifted against her will, her lips parting slightly. She closed her eyes against the heady mortification that razed through her chest. She felt Rio move closer and she parted her legs without thought.
Rio stepped between them but didn’t touch, hands settling on the desk inches from Agatha’s hips and hands.
“You always were such a brat.” Rio’s breath was hot against Agatha’s ear, her voice throaty and raw and filthy. “You never knew how to do what you were told.”
Or: After five years away, a still-grieving Agatha is dragged back into the FBI and the arms of her ex-wife.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 215,148
- Chapters:
- 30/31
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- 3,151
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- 1,247
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Bookmarked by XavierFame
23 Nov 2024