Xpyne
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Peter is a tree nymph who wanders into the domain of other demons. Is it just his Zeus-cursed luck at work, or will he find his encounter with a deadly naga was well guided by Fate? (This story works as a stand-alone, no cliffhanger.)
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Oasis by kyliselle [archived by KSArchive_Archivist]
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
30 Sep 2010
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Kirk accidentally lands himself on an alternate Enterprise in an alternate reality - a reality where Surak's reformation of Vulcan never happened.
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Bookmarked by Xpyne
10 Sep 2025
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Kyliselle, my comfort fic writer. All her works are gold.
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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Once Upon a Time (A Fairy-Tale Love Story) by littlebirdtold
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
21 Sep 2013
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In a universe with no Federation, where First Contact never happened, Jim Kirk is your average popular guy. On Christmas Eve, thanks to a series of strange events, Jim finds himself in a parallel universe where the Milky Way is under the control of an alien race and ends up as a servant in the residence of the Royal House of Vulcan. As he starts adapting to his new life, Jim's curiosity fucks everything up—but hey, Vulcans shouldn't have told him that he isn't allowed to enter this wing of the palace; Jim has never been good at following rules.
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This is the story of how Jim Kirk became a Princess ("Prince Consort, Bones!") of the United Planets of Vulcan Kingdom.
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Bookmarked by Xpyne
28 Aug 2024
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Oh wow I did the art for this story!! So pleased to see it on AO3 and how popular this lovely story still is a decade later.
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a luxury few can afford by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Mar 2023
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"I charge extra for being shot at. I mean, it's not like being shot at is gonna do anything except temporarily make me look even more like swiss cheese, but..." Wade takes another massive bite of his food, finishing it. "It's the principle of the thing."
"And what's the going rate for swiss cheese?" Peter asks as casually as possible.
Wade names a price with a few more zeroes on it than Peter can afford.
"Ah," Peter says.
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26 Aug 2024
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Better than a bar of gold in Wade’s book. Little blowie for a little job.
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I Was on Fire for You by Butch3r
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
19 Dec 2023
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“Hey- hey baby boy, chill out,” Wade says, like he’s calming a bucking horse, and Peter does not need to hear that nickname right now, oh god. “We’ve already been here like an hour, what’s the rush?”
“It’s- ” Peter struggles to come up with an excuse for the sudden change in his demeanor that isn’t ‘your strangely hot scary killer voice and your sexy death scent and the thought of your rock-hard dick and your knee grazing my cock and your stupid choice of nickname sent me into my weird xenobiological hormone-induced pseudo-heat that turns me into a desperate raging cockslut.’
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Or: Peter and Wade get stuck together with Peter's webs in the middle of a fight and Peter goes into his spidery mutation pseudo-heat. Extremely spicy, moderately angsty, ridiculously stupid, and incredibly sweet~~
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Bookmarked by Xpyne
11 Feb 2024
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Spank bank material: through handy wavy science, Spidey is the world’s only de facto omega and he needs what only Deadpool can provide.