11 Bookmarks by Xpyne
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Oasis by kyliselle [archived by KSArchive_Archivist]
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
30 Sep 2010
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Kirk accidentally lands himself on an alternate Enterprise in an alternate reality - a reality where Surak's reformation of Vulcan never happened.
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- English
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- 32,356
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- 1/1
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- 1
- Comments:
- 9
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- 199
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- 119
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- 2,464
Bookmarked by Xpyne
10 Sep 2025
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Kyliselle, my comfort fic writer. All her works are gold.
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Paradise (spread out with a butter knife) by Sarah_Sandwich
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
17 Jan 2021
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He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”
He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.
And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?
OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.
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Once Upon a Time (A Fairy-Tale Love Story) by littlebirdtold
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
21 Sep 2013
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In a universe with no Federation, where First Contact never happened, Jim Kirk is your average popular guy. On Christmas Eve, thanks to a series of strange events, Jim finds himself in a parallel universe where the Milky Way is under the control of an alien race and ends up as a servant in the residence of the Royal House of Vulcan. As he starts adapting to his new life, Jim's curiosity fucks everything up—but hey, Vulcans shouldn't have told him that he isn't allowed to enter this wing of the palace; Jim has never been good at following rules.
Or,
This is the story of how Jim Kirk became a Princess ("Prince Consort, Bones!") of the United Planets of Vulcan Kingdom.
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- English
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- 47,461
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- 6/6
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- 8
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- 441
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- 11,856
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- 3,039
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- 196,911
Bookmarked by Xpyne
28 Aug 2024
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Oh wow I did the art for this story!! So pleased to see it on AO3 and how popular this lovely story still is a decade later.
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a luxury few can afford by three-fingered (calciseptine)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
03 Mar 2023
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"I charge extra for being shot at. I mean, it's not like being shot at is gonna do anything except temporarily make me look even more like swiss cheese, but..." Wade takes another massive bite of his food, finishing it. "It's the principle of the thing."
"And what's the going rate for swiss cheese?" Peter asks as casually as possible.
Wade names a price with a few more zeroes on it than Peter can afford.
"Ah," Peter says.
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- English
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- 15,156
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 2
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- 221
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Bookmarked by Xpyne
26 Aug 2024
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Better than a bar of gold in Wade’s book. Little blowie for a little job.
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I Was on Fire for You by Butch3r
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
19 Dec 2023
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“Hey- hey baby boy, chill out,” Wade says, like he’s calming a bucking horse, and Peter does not need to hear that nickname right now, oh god. “We’ve already been here like an hour, what’s the rush?”
“It’s- ” Peter struggles to come up with an excuse for the sudden change in his demeanor that isn’t ‘your strangely hot scary killer voice and your sexy death scent and the thought of your rock-hard dick and your knee grazing my cock and your stupid choice of nickname sent me into my weird xenobiological hormone-induced pseudo-heat that turns me into a desperate raging cockslut.’
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Or: Peter and Wade get stuck together with Peter's webs in the middle of a fight and Peter goes into his spidery mutation pseudo-heat. Extremely spicy, moderately angsty, ridiculously stupid, and incredibly sweet~~
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- English
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- 20,977
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1
- Comments:
- 192
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- 6,019
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- 1,000
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- 74,793
Bookmarked by Xpyne
11 Feb 2024
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Spank bank material: through handy wavy science, Spidey is the world’s only de facto omega and he needs what only Deadpool can provide.
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I Ain't No Calming Goat! by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
10 Nov 2019
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There’s a man sitting in the corner of the room, half cast in shadow. Peter’s vision was still mottled, but he can make out gray pants similar to his own. His roomie was wearing a white shirt, the sleeves twisted strangely, decorated with buttons and straps. It took several more blinks to realize that’s because it was a straitjacket.
That is never a good sign.
Peter jumped to his feet, almost threw up, and plastered himself to the wall, slowly easing down into a crouch. But the man only cocked his head to the side, hairless eyebrows quirking. When Peter inhaled, the stench of pain made his nose sting and his eyes water, overwhelming in its magnitude. The man’s eyes are hard and angry when they meet Peters’.
“And who are you supposed to be? They actually giving me roommates again? Nice try, Francie!” this the man yelled at the door, “but I’m not buying it! Give im’ to someone else.”
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Or the one where Peter is kidnapped by Weapon X and shares a cell with Deadpool.
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- English
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- 43,769
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 6
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- 557
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- 9,867
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- 104,850
Bookmarked by Xpyne
17 Aug 2023
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Spider-Man is captured by Weapon X and becomes Wade’s cell mate. Not as angsty as that sounds, pretty feel good feels story with THE CUTEST ending.
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spitting out misery (tastes like sympathy) by spideywhiteys
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics), Marvel (Comics)
12 Jan 2023
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Peter Parker has a lot on his plate. His best friend died (again) and now he has shared custody of a two year old with said best friend’s ex-wife. Eddie Brock is in space and his son is practically living in Peter’s apartment, which means there’s also a symbiote snoozing on his fridge half the time and negative amounts of food in the house. He’s not getting paid enough to breathe, let alone care for two and half kids. So he puts on his big boy pants and does what he needs to, even if that means selling his body.
Wade Wilson falls in love with Spider-man and finds himself less than stoked about the news. It’s just heartbreak waiting to happen. He was perfectly fine just being in lust and would very much like to go back to that. So he preemptively tries breaking his own heart by making his way through various nightclubs. It was going pretty okay…before he laid eyes on a pretty little thing with a smile Wade could swear he knew.
Or: Peter is trying to survive and is disastrously bad at asking for help (or being a functioning semi-human). Wade spent so much time looking at Spider-man he memorized basically every quirk and behavior (so he’s not sure why this dancer is mirroring all of them).
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- Part 1 of Who Said This Would Be Easy?
Bookmarked by Xpyne
16 Aug 2023
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Very good, hasn’t gotten to the Peter’s a hooker dancer stripper part yet.
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one way or another by spideywhiteys
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics), Marvel (Comics)
31 Oct 2022
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Peter wakes up in a sticky situation, then walks right into a worse one. (Or better, depending on what you’re into.)
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- English
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- 6,339
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- 1/1
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- 5
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- 33
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- 1,267
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- 183
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- 19,101
Bookmarked by Xpyne
16 Aug 2023
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Scorching hot monster Wade fucking scientist Peter. Horror and porn
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Prove me Wrong by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
03 Jul 2021
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There aren’t many things Wade Winston Wilson's good for as an omega. He's male. He's large. He's at least a head taller than most alphas out there, alphas who like their omegas dainty and petite and female. So no, there aren't many things he's good for as an omega.
Peter sets out to prove him wrong.
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- English
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- 26,684
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 4
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- 275
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- 5,778
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- 941
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- 67,143
Bookmarked by Xpyne
05 Aug 2023
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Alpha soft dom Peter and omega sad sub Wade = perfect match. One of my favorites, soooo good.
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Written in Blood by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
19 Jul 2025
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At 42, Wade Wilson's been in prison a while, locked up for a murder he's more than comfortable claiming as his own. Society sells parolees out to the highest bidder to recoup the costs of their imprisonments, but there isn't a government entity or individual around willing to buy out Wade Wilson's contract. He can't blame them, of course. He's pretty much a dumpster fire.
Just when he's given up and called it quits on life, 0/10, would not recommend, he meets Peter Parker, a vampire who seems to like dumpster fires.
(A lot of hurt and healing and strange sweetness intermixed in a dark, dark world)
- Language:
- English
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- 70,066
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- 11/13
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- 475
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- 203
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Bookmarked by Xpyne
04 Aug 2023
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Hurt/comfort, real heavy on the hurt. ToT great world building and lots of angst upfront followed by some truly lovely aftercare.
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Addict by speakgenerally
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
17 Jul 2023
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Weasel puts his head in his hands while he blows out a breath in defeat.
“Goddamn, you really don’t make this easy,” Peter gives him a cutting smile.
“I’m pretty sure tonight I’m nothing but easy.” Weasel smiles tightly at someone who comes into the bar.
“I guess it’s too late now anyway.”
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- Part 2 of everyone is a little broken
Bookmarked by Xpyne
18 Jul 2023
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Pure 1000 degree dark deadly obsessive!Deadpool x new baby hooker!Peter smut. Read with caution, will blow steam out your ears.