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    Craig Tucker and his fellow group of modern-day outlaws spend their days dodging bullets and cops, forever on the lookout for The Big Score that will let them retire in comfort.

    Having recently escaped an abusive relationship, Tweek Tweak is an anxiety-ridden barista living a Groundhog Day existence in the city.

    When Craig accidentally steals Tweek along with his roommate's car, it sets off a chain reaction that may very well change the course of their lives.

    With a run of bad luck on his tail, Craig finds himself torn between old ties and a relationship he never thought possible. Tweek's just trying to make sure the ghosts of his past stay buried.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Damian scowled. “Why are you laughing?” he demanded. “It’s a reasonable conclusion!”
    This just made Dick double over in laughter again. He managed to get a hold of himself enough to place a hand on Damian’s shoulder. “You’re not homophobic.”
    Damian’s scowl deepened. “Yes I am!”

    (Inspired by "Straight guy worries he's being homophobic to gay roommate, realizes he's fallen in love with him")

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    13 Feb 2024

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    “Mum’s got an orchard, back home. Only a few trees. This time of year it looks like it’s been snowing, blossom everywhere. And then in May, we have to pick them. Me and Joe. Takes the whole day.”

     

    “So, these ones all gonners?”

     

    “Oh no, they’ll grow again when the stones rot. You’ll end up with more trees than before.”

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    24 Jan 2024

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    Inspired by this Tumblr post, a what-if about Aaron Davis and Peter B. Parker being fake married.

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    “Uh,” said Miles, and Peter knew he was usually pretty okay (like, a B- at the very least) at keeping up a cover story, so the kid was bound to have some level of ability to lie too, right, “This is my Uncle Peter.”

    Miles said.

    To his own parents.

    Was Peter inwardly screaming?

    Sure.

    Out of all the cover stories with all the people, how?

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    18 Jun 2023