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From chapter 1:
Today Elias, like every other morning, gently knocks on Jon’s door, and when - unsurprisingly - no response follows he quietly slips into the room, opens the blinds and calls for him.
Except when he looks at him and he sees that his sheets are absolutely covered in blood.
Or: Elias’s parenting skills are tested, and Jon is confused
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A collection of one shots set in my Sea discoverers to new worlds have gone -verse (aka the Masao-micchi comic-inspired verse).
Chronological order? Who that?Chapter 1: Blood I
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- Part 2 of Sea-discoverers to new worlds have gone
- Part 5 of Nugae (The Magnus Archives)
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Jonathan Sims, the first time 1995 came around, was scared and helpless, and never quite managed to regain control of his life until he knew the full weight of knowledge as it rewrote his DNA and all reality around him.
Jon, the second time 1995 comes around, is still scared - he always is and always will be - but the pressure of the ocean in his mind finally grants him agency. He’s danced to the rhythm and songs the Spider wished him to dance for years and years, without missing a step; but now he’s spent as a puppet, and if he doesn’t let this book ruin his life again he knows there will be no more threads of sticky web hiding in plain sight in his hair. Now his strings are cut, and Jon has never been much of a dancer anyway.
He takes a fortifying breath against the sweet punishment of the cold, swallows the grief that surged with the tears that wouldn’t come, and then he heads home.
There, Jon starts to plan.Or: Jon travels back (and away) to his first encounter with the Web.
A few days later, Elias finds a child in the Archives.Series
- Part 1 of Sea-discoverers to new worlds have gone
- Part 4 of Nugae (The Magnus Archives)
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It doesn’t matter when, or where – not really, in any case. All you need to know, Readers dear, is that Jon and Martin, once, in a nondescript London street, on a nondescript rainy day,
passed like strangers,
without a word or gesture.Or: When superb Polish poetry meets Jonmartin, location and time, again, unspecified.
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- Part 3 of Nugae (The Magnus Archives)
- Part 1 of Little Polish Duology
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The man – which the reader will readily identify as a possible version of the individual usually going by the name of Martin Blackwood – despaired as he paced, occasionally bringing each hand to claw at the opposite arm, fingers digging into the meagre bundle of cloth pleading for mercy and rest, and into the bulky flesh lying underneath, no doubt leaving marks to which Martin Blackwood, clearly, paid no mind.
“I’m such a fool” he mumbled without realising, as the grip he had on his own arms became more violent “such a stupid, useless fool!”Or: A brief look into the fate of Martin Blackwood and Jonathan Sims, location and time unspecified.
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- Part 2 of Nugae (The Magnus Archives)
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Where You May Be (Or Your Affairs Suppose) by Yanex
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
01 Oct 2022
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Georgie is pretty sure she loves him the moment she first sees him.
Or: A study of Georgie Barker’s relationship with one Jonathan Sims, conducted by the subject over the span of a decade.
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- Part 1 of Nugae (The Magnus Archives)
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[…] namque tu solebas
meas esse aliquid putare nugas
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(You used to think
that my scribblings were something.)Quare habe tibi quicquid hoc libelli
qualecumque!(So have this little book for yourself, whatever its worth!)
- Catullus, Carmen I
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A Comedy in All Acts.
Featuring Jon getting revenge by being the brattiest brat to his accidental adoptive parent, and a harried Jonah Magnus who didn’t want this, but absolutely did choose it.
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A tragicomedy in five acts
Modern Setting+some Eighteenth century politics AU to comfortably slash Jamilton and make them walk through heartbreak.
That’s literally it.(Featuring Jefferson as an anxiety-ridden mess, Hamilton being his usual disaster of a self, and a whole bunch of other characters trying - and failing - to keep them in line)
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“What is it?” Alastor says. “What's happened?”
Lucifer shakes his head. He doesn’t have the words yet to explain the gravity of his mistake. Alastor pulls Lucifer back into his arms, and Lucifer still doesn’t say anything — he just burrows deeper into Alastor’s embrace.
Soon, he’ll need to face them all. He’ll need to explain to Alastor, and the rest of Hell, what all this means:
That Tax Season has begun.
____________It is said that two things in this universe are inescapable: Death and taxes.
Lucifer is spectacularly bad at coping with both.
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06 Sep 2025
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One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.
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- Part 1 of Turn!verse
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13 May 2025
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When there’s nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire.
If you wanted 8k of sexy arson, emotionally difficult arson, general arson, handkerchiefs, dread, and poetry curation, now is really your moment.
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05 May 2025
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“You curl your lip and wrinkle your nose and sneer and call me Saviour, yet you only seek my help at the eleventh hour. That’s what’s fucked up, Malfoy.” || Draco Malfoy is dead, and Harry is absolutely totally fine with that.
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16 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy is not an owl, really he isn’t. He simply assumes the shape of one on occasion when he wants to find a bit of privacy—a goal entirely thwarted because Harry Potter doesn’t understand you can’t just grab any old bird from the Owlery and force it to send your missives and deliver your packages.
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