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Tommy's Guide to Surviving an Alien Abduction by I_TheFeatherQuill_I
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Sep 2024
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Tommy watched in growing apprehension as his handler left the room. The other three aliens all moved to the side to seemingly watch.
“What’s going on?” Tommy asked. “What do you want with me?”
None of them replied, but they did look enraptured with him. Like he was some kind of exotic animal in the zoo. He curled into the blanket as much as he could, wishing he could sink through the floor.
What were they even staring at?
Bunch of creeps.
-------------------------------------------------Tommy thought getting abducted by aliens meant he'd be tied to a slab and dissected. That... didn't happen. Instead, they coo, stare, and pamper him like a treasured pet. If only he could get them to see he was sentient. Easy, right?
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17 Oct 2025
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"You're staring," Abraxas Malfoy muttered beside him, voice low so as not to be overheard. "And so is Riddle."
Orion hummed noncommittally. He wasn’t the only one staring—half the common room had their eyes on Hadrian, who seemed utterly unbothered by the attention.
"Where did you say you transferred from again?" one of the older Slytherins, a seventh-year named Avery, asked from the couch.
Hadrian lifted his gaze lazily, his green eyes sharp despite his relaxed posture. "Didn’t."
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- Part 3 of Rare Pairs
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25 Aug 2025
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In Which Midoriya Confuses A Lot of People, Starts A Manhunt, and Becomes A Hero by legal_kidnapping
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Mar 2021
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Midoriya needs a new outlet for his hero research and accidentally creates a viral YouTube channel.
Or: Midoriya makes some new friends, learns to fight, and gets into UA and amasses an army of fans that protect him.
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Bookmarked by YouDontKnowMe_STFU
07 Jun 2025
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With Konoha on the verge of destruction, Sakura is sent on a last-resort mission to save her world by travelling to the past. Join her in coping with her old body's shortcomings, testing the natural laws of time, falling in love all over again, and rediscovering who she is. Time-travel. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3799701/1/A-Twist-in-Time
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Bookmarked by YouDontKnowMe_STFU
12 Apr 2025
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Tim wakes up inexplicably in his two-year-old body. Which: odd. But just think, how many people would kill to have an opportunity to redo their life! And Tim has so much he wants to change, so much he wants. He wants to feel important to Bruce. He wants to be Dick's favorite. He wants Jason (his childhood hero) to think he's cool. He wants Damian to need him. And really, is it manipulation if his family benefits from it?
Or: He was halfway through the second trash can, when a startled “Good lord” caught him off guard. Tim glanced up, the rhythmic sucking of his pacifier coming to a still at the sight of a black Rolls Royce idling at the side road that lead to Wayne Manor. Alfred was staring at him from the over the car top, aghast. “Master Bruce, it’s not a raccoon.”
From the back seat, Bruce Wayne stared at him. Tim stared back.
Or: Tim is side tracked by his actual childish needs and wants, gets a whole bunch of his nannies fired, terrorizes his parents with a series of petty revenges, is an honest employer of one (1) newly minted murderer for hire, endears himself to – and thoroughly weirds out – the Waynes, and is generally just a petty, manipulative, vindictive, smol boy.
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Bookmarked by YouDontKnowMe_STFU
06 Nov 2024