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Rose Landry can spot a gay boyfriend across a crowded film set in three seconds flat. Theater camp to theater school to her professional career, she’s had her share of them. Beards or closet cases or sometimes they don’t even know, themselves. So she knows, instinctively, when Shane Hollander slides into the booth across from her that he’s another one.
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What is happening, Ilya says. Shane doesn’t hesitate, typing without taking his gaze from the screen. I don’t know…?
Whatever it is, it feels monumental. His mom mutters something beside him but Shane’s eyes are drying out from the force of watching, other senses entirely forgotten. His phone buzzes again, Ilya probably, but even he can’t tear Shane away from where Scott Hunter is kissing a man on his TV.
There is no world in which this is possible, or feasible, or recommended. And here fucking dinosaur Scott Hunter is anyway, kissing this man, putting an arm around his waist and herding him over to the rest of the team.
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bury me in memory (around your throat) by a_static_world
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Nov 2025
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“I’m getting old,” Jaskier admits.
The phrase hangs in the air, bereft of his usual swagger. Everyone stills, the blood in Geralt’s body running cold in his veins.
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i know my place (it's nowhere you should roam) by a_static_world
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
04 Nov 2025
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Everything Jaskier ever wanted stands in front of him, glowing gently in the quiet of a wartime tent.
A vow give him power, comfort, care for the rest of his days. Jaskier hasn’t been warm in so long, and the red drapes of the tent press in on him, tunnel vision to the ragged king.The first scream cuts through that fog.
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that light guided me here by a_static_world
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
28 Feb 2022
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Jaskier is dead. He’s dead, he’s dead, he’s died. Jaskier died, says the piece of paper crushed in his fist. The ink bleeds onto his palm, died died died died. Smudged words of sorrow, of sympathy. We’re so sorry, they said. He’s gone.
There is nothing Geralt can do, no way to play the hero just in the nick of time.
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you're my dead sea by a_static_world
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV)
07 May 2021
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This Life That We've Created by a_static_world
Fandom: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
31 May 2020
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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11 Jan 2026
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“Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”
Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.
Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”
“You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
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03 Jan 2026
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"You should leave me," Jaskier mumbles. It takes a second for Geralt to parse out the words, and when he does he feels ice chasing the potion through his veins.
"Stop fucking saying that," Geralt says, and maybe he is angry at Jaskier - not for the injury, never that, but for the idea that Geralt would consider leaving him behind. For thinking even for a second that Jaskier lying abandoned on a battlefield to die is a price Geralt could ever pay.
(In the aftermath of their flight from the Redanian camp in episode 4, Geralt reflects on what he has come dangerously close to losing, and truly chooses what he wants to become.)Bookmarked by a_static_world
07 Nov 2025
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Winter in Toussaint by ravenbringslight
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
18 Nov 2025
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“Your precious bard,” Yennefer said to Geralt, enunciating each word, “has been two breaths from dropping his trousers for you since the moment I met him. I always knew he’d been pining for you. I didn’t know until today that you’d been pining for him.”
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Geralt kisses Jaskier on the forehead as a joke and starts a boulder rolling down a hill.
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When Yennefer encourages her husband to fuck his boyfriend and then realizes he's her boyfriend too.
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05 Nov 2025
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Bucky falls from the train in 1945. Steve jumps right after him.
The Winter Soldier and the Midnight Patriot are the world's most feared duo, serving HYDRA and leaving a trail of bodies a mile wide behind them. But then they remember.
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- Part 4 of Identity Porn