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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Even after the magic show, after Aziraphale saved Crowley from being recalled to Hell, the evening isn’t over yet. There’s something else, a magic in the air, and the angel and demon can’t resist its allure.

    aka 1941 part 3

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    17 Apr 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 65

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    Crowley turns up in a river beat up and clutching a thermos of holy water.

    Aziraphale mistakenly assumes the worst and beats himself up over it.

    Angst ensues, tender hurt/comfort runs rampant, emotionally-charged confessions are monologued, touch-starved trauma victims comfort each other, happy endings are achieved, and metaphorical gardens are planted.

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    21 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 67

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    God, Ed was obsessed with that voice. Wanted to rub it all over himself, to drink it, to drown in it. To take it apart and see what it was made out of. He wondered if Izzy understood that when they sang together they were touching - voice to voice, from lungs to throat to air.

     

    In the run-up to Calypso's party, things are tense on the Revenge. Stede is still learning how to be a captain, and a pirate. The crew don't trust him, and they certainly don't trust Ed Teach. The relationship between Izzy and Edward is strained by what they've been through, for all that Izzy and Stede are growing friendlier the more time they spend training. Ed's doing his best to make amends - to Izzy, to the ship, to everyone - and to sort his head out, but it's not easy. Meanwhile Stede and Ed are taking things slow, finding their way on shaky new ground.

    While trying to work out how to fix all the things he's broken, Stede ends up asking about how Izzy and Ed met. Separately, the two of them tell him a story about pubs and pirates, about marriages and villains, shanties and sea battles, and of the Republic of Pirates itself. And for Stede, it changes everything.

    With original songs by Doll_After_Dark!

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    13 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    He hesitated, choosing his words carefully, “If you need any help… I’ve been told I’m quite good at relieving stress.”

    He should say no. If Jon were more professional, he’d tell Tim off for this immediately. Bring it to HR, or something. If he were qualified, he wouldn’t be— he wouldn’t be considering his offer.

    It was completely unprofessional. A terrible idea.

    ...However.

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    27 May 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Your name is Timothy Stoker, and you hate your boss. 

     

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    tim's thoughts on jon and hatred.

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    27 May 2024