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Minerva McGonagall does not want anything to do with Hermione and Severus' situation.
----------------She’d known it would be them - Snape and Granger, standing several feet apart, toes pointing in opposite directions, irritation bristling in the air between them. Minerva could see sparks lighting up the end of Hermione’s hair. They were both ready to explode.
She just wanted them to do it somewhere else. ANYWHERE else.
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Hermione Granger and the Uncontrollable Urges by acanonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jun 2026
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I wanted to see some specific Omegaverse-at-Hogwarts scenarios, so here we go.
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Snape came back to his senses. He was laying on top of Granger on a musty twin bed in a dusty room on one of the upper floors in Grimmauld Place. Her hair was a mass of lemongrass scented curls below his chin, hiding her face. He couldn’t hear anyone else moving around below, and he hoped that meant they were home alone. His reason seemed to be back in charge again.
But his erection hadn’t disappeared. It was, still, unfortunately, buried inside the girl below him.
It felt exquisite.
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More Than You Want: an Omegaverse parody by acanonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 May 2026
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Here I go again! Another parody because this seems to be what my brain does after drowning in too much famfic! (Is it parody or satire? I don’t know the difference!)
The Golden TRIO are making an Omega verse movie!
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Hermione screamed when Ron came through the doorway. “DID YOU READ THIS SCRIPT?”
Ron: “Hermione, this story is HUGE. It’s so popular. People are dying to see you in this role.”
Hermione (stepping even closer, nose touching his): “Did. You. Read. It.”
Ron: “….. Yes.”
Hermione: “I’m some kind of helpless creature who cannot physically fight anyone who tries to RAPE ME?”
Ron: “………. It’s sort of a metacommentary on women’s place in society. It’s an exaggeration of actual unequal power dynamics to emphasize the role they play in controlling the female experience.”
Hermione: “AND HALF THE WORLD wants to kidnap and rape me???”
Ron: “Look, this is such an easy role. You have very few lines.”
Hermione: “I KNOW. I SAY: “ALPHA. ALPHA. PLEASE ALPHA.” THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY TWO TIMES in the first 40 minutes!”
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Manacled in 10 minutes: a parody with spoilers by acanonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, manacled - Fandom
25 Apr 2026
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Parody version of a famous fic! Written with humorous intent!
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Hermione: I love you. I love you. I love you. I’m torn up about it, though, because of that time I had an orgasm while you raped me.
Draco: I killed Longbottom yesterday.
Hermione: Oh.
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On the eve of a Big Birthday, Lucius is painfully aware of all that's missing from his life and exactly how much scheming will be required to obtain it. SS/HG, SS/HG/LM. Very rude content.
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During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?
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OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.
A story about love and power.
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500 points from Gryffindor! The largest single point deduction in Hogwarts history. Headmaster Snape is determined to make Hermione Granger earn the points back . . . the hard way. But the big question is 'Why?'
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04 Apr 2026
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Draco shows her off.
Neville uses her for a demonstration in the greenhouse.
A derailed exercise session, a detention, and a morning after.
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25 Apr 2026
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Hottest thing I’ve ever read? On the list
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection