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    15 Feb 2026

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    #inlovewith the secret soc. of stick handlers
    had agreat time would reommend
    anywhas let lucas threesome in peace

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    When he was seven years old, Shane Hollander was briefly lost at an airport. Luckily, the kindness of a stranger ensured he made it back to his parents safely, putting an end to a terrifying three hours for the Hollanders. It takes twenty years (and one heated rivalry) for Shane to learn the name of his rescuer. It takes twenty years for Ilya to learn his wish had already come true.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    deavstating and beautiful ughhh my heart
    like yess the while hollander family havung met irina so real

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    Ilya Rozanov is a 42 year old hockey player on the cusp of retirement.

    Shane Hollander is the fresh faced rookie he's fucking.

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    06 Jan 2026

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    hollanov age gap yupp
    need this irl holy fuck

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    04 Jan 2026

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    frothing at the mount op i love you

    shane and his disorded eating💔

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    “Holy shit, dude,” Hayden whispers, too loudly, as he pulls Shane away. “No way you were just talking to Ilya Rozanov.”

    “Uh, yeah. We just met. Wait, did he lie to me?” Shane asks, looking back over his shoulder where Ilya is now standing next to a short but very muscular woman with long black hair. “What does he play?”

    Hayden stops, so Shane does too.

    “You don’t know who that was?” 

    Shane makes a face that says ‘no shit’, and waits for an answer. 

    “Dude. You are so innocent. Ilya Rozanov, ‘Russia’s Greatest Love Machine’?” Hayden says, like it’s obvious. 

    Shane looks at him blankly, and then Hayden laughs. Not like, a chuckle. He full on cackles, bending over like he can’t even contain it. “Man, he’s like prolific.”

    “At what?” Shane snaps, because he’s getting really sick of not being in on the joke. 

    “He’s a porn star, man.” 

    “A-” Shane says, swallowing thickly. “What?” 

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    Ilya is a porn star, Shane is a hockey player, and their paths cross.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    need mire of these two biblically wow
    v hot