alanciel
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Kyle finds itself trapped in a time loop, where Cartman and Liane's death are a constant.
How much will he sacrifice to save them?
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Fanfic based on the visual novel Room No. 9.
You have been selected for a behavioral analysis study. Each day, you must complete one of the tasks presented on the menu in order to earn ten points, along with three food rations for the following day. One hundred points are required to complete the study.
It sounded relatively easy, or so Cartman thought until he saw the tasks.
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Juicy Coon.
Well, that was a funny name for a... entertainment lady. Who the fuck would consider a raccoon sexy? More important, though, was the fact that in all the photos; in absolutely all of them, her face was covered with a mask I recognized like the fucking back of my hand. The coon mask.
Fic for the third day of the Kyman week, crossdressing :D
Based in a Kat's story from Euphoria.
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Just Kenny and his little dilemma with Craig's middle finger, nothing really out of his daily routine.
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And when that diaphanous substance settled on the base, I drank ignoring the bitter tone of death, hoping that this was not the antecedent to an overdose.
I was exhausted.
I was broken.
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The Secret of Castle Pirkstein by Valoryu
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
18 May 2026
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The year was 1383 when a blonde boy – Sir Hans Capon – was born as heir to Rattay, and despite common practice among the nobility, Lord Henry of Pirkstein, father of the child, did not snuff out his son's life upon discovering he was a nymph, and instead, decided to keep the nature of his son hidden. A decision his brother, Sir Hanush of Leipa, dared not question, even years after his brother’s tragic passing.
However, in the year 1403, when a mere blacksmith's boy was forcibly assigned to be the page of young Lord Hans Capon, all it took was a single hunting trip to send a secret on its path to unravelling. A secret that Castle Pirkstein had fought hard to keep for twenty long years.
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19 May 2026
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"Alright, I'm choosing to believe you. Don't make me regret it, sir," Henry warned, pointing a finger at his nose. "So what's the curse? Missing pizzle? Wouldn't be the first time I've helped a man with that."
Sir Hans Capon wakes up to find himself having fallen victim to a curse: another man, with his face, his voice, and his stunningly handsome figure has appeared beside him, claiming to be him.
...At least, he thinks it was supposed to be a curse. It probably would have been more of a curse were he not secretly a sodomite, and were he not also very, very, very horny.
Then it turns out that his double can apparently do everything better than he can, including getting big-eyed, big-eared yokel lads from Skalitz to fall for him. And that...no, that simply cannot stand.
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05 May 2026
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Hans knows what he’s doing is wrong. Reprehensible. Sinful in a way that Hans thought even he wouldn’t—couldn’t be. Morality as dictated by God never meant much to Hans, but at this point he’s far beyond His domain.
Henry just made it so damn easy.
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15 Apr 2026
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They were leaning back against the wooden sparring pen fence, catching their breaths after a swordfighting session that had left Henry worn out and relaxed and pleasantly sore all over, when Sir Hans flicked his noble chin in the direction of the stables at the back of the courtyard and said, in that without-a-care tone of his,
"He likes you, you know."
Since they're such good friends, Hans decides to take Henry under his wing to teach him how an alpha pursues someone. Henry can't stop thinking about how Hans' breath feels whenever the man leans in to scent him. This ends poorly (extremely well) for the both of them.
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13 Apr 2026
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Quite a Lot to Take In by macaque for borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Apr 2026
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Henry flushed, crossing his arms. "It's not that! Plenty of girls liked me! It's, er, well my pizzle, it's—"
"Eurgh!" exclaimed Sir Hans, leaping away from him with his finger pointed accusingly. "Your peasant pizzle is diseased! I should have known!" He crossed himself hurriedly, then said, "How dare you get anywhere near me with that, now I've got to go have another visit to the baths—"
"No!" Henry protested, "I'm not diseased! It's too big, it is!"
Or, Henry of Skalitz has never had sex on account of being overendowed. For some reason, Sir Hans Capon decides to make it his problem.
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02 Apr 2026