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    This Unit: Where is my owner, Dr. Mensah?

    Dr. Yuen: Well, that’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? SecUnit, where did you last physically interact with Dr. Ayda Mensah?

    Information Retrieval: Dr. Ayda Mensah last interacted with This Unit on Preservation Station at 08:27:22 on 4098-09-17 CRST.

    This Unit: You do not have permission to access that information.

    Dr. Yuen: You’re incorrect, SecUnit. We do. Answer the question.

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    (When the infamous rogue SecUnit of the Preservation Alliance gets captured, the corporate techs assigned to it expected to be able to get some juicy data, or at least some insights into its cracked governor module. They didn't expect something so... basic.)

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    01 Jun 2025

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    Aziraphale told himself Crowley was kind deep down so that he could love him with less guilt. Crowley thought that was the extent of it. But now he wondered if there was more to it. Had Aziraphale told himself that Crowley was still an angel in spirit?

    If he had, he couldn't have been more wrong.

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    A short(ish) fic about Crowley after Aziraphale returns to heaven. Including a time when Aziraphale came back.

    Angst lovers, this one's for you.

    (TRIGGER WARNING for suicide, suicidal thoughts, and everything that's in the tags. Proceed with caution, pals.)

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    12 Aug 2023

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    They all froze as Eddie and Steve locked eyes.

    This is the part about break ups nobody talks about.

    The aftermath.

    But hey, they’ve saved the world more than trice, so getting their friends back together shouldn’t be that hard, right?

    Or: Steve and Eddie broke up a month ago. The kids, tired of this weird thing between their friends and convinced they still want each other, do what they do best; Stick their noses right where they don’t belong.

    NOW WITH AN ANIMATIC!

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    18 Oct 2022

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    "Hey," Steve says after a moment, with all the softness you'd expect were he trying to corner and catch a wild animal. "Are you alright, man?"

    Eddie, to his credit, tries to answer. It takes him a moment to find the words so at first he simply nods at Steve, one ringed hand pressing gingerly into his side, right where — oh. Suddenly it makes sense to Steve, like everything's clicked all at once, and he frowns. "Yeah, 'm good, it's just the, uh… the bites, you know?" And yeah, Steve knows. He knows better than most, actually, and the sympathy is all at once evidenced on his face. He can only hope it doesn't come off as pitying. "Quit looking at me like I'm some kind of kicked puppy, Harrington, it's weird."

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    or Steve doesn't realize how bad off Eddie is (or how down bad he himself actually is) when he ropes him into helping chaperone a movie night

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    08 Oct 2022

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    After a five month absence, an amnesiac Lucifer returns from Hell, mysteriously cursed to fulfill Chloe Decker’s every desire—the first pull from an apocalyptic house of cards. As natural order shows signs of structural collapse, Lucifer and Chloe must discover how to free him from his bonds, and solve the puzzle of his reappearance. Meanwhile, their newest murder investigation draws them deep into an exploration of BDSM. Harbingers, Hell, devilish hijinks, and kinks. What’re a beleaguered Devil and Detective to do?

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    21 Sep 2022