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    “Look, asshole, do you want a job or not?” Mikey interrupts. “You said yourself you were bored. I know you can’t afford cigarettes anymore. Until the millions of jobs you applied for decide to call you back, this is the best you got.”

    Gerard grimaces.

    “Besides,” Mikey continues after a beat, “you’d get to hang out with me. And Ray and Frank too, I guess. But at least you wouldn’t be loitering at my job instead of finding something else productive to do.”

    Gerard looks at Mikey for a moment before groaning and tugging a hand through his hair. “Fine, you win. Brian, can I have an application?”

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    an au based off of one of frank's tweets where he said he 'worked' at staples (which consisted of '[showing] up high and [laminating] random shit for 6 hours')

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    15 Jan 2022

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    "Are you asking me to be your fake boyfriend for Christmas?"

    Fushiguro stares back, helpless. He thinks this might be the stupidest idea he's ever had. He thinks this might be the closest he's ever going to get to what he really wants. He says: "Yes. I'm asking. Will you be my boyfriend for Christmas?"
     
    Itadori's face splits into a wide, bright smile. "Sure," he grins, like it's easy, like it's nothing. "Let's do it.”


    A string of misunderstandings lead Fushiguro's entire family to believe that he's bringing a boyfriend home during the holiday season. Fushiguro does not have a boyfriend. The obvious, logical solution to this problem is to find someone willing to play the part, and then not fall in love with that someone along the way. Easy.

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    02 Aug 2021

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    Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.

    Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.

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    17 Jan 2021

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    The unholy union of a high school AU and a ghost story. Gerard's life takes a strange turn when his family moves to a small town in Vermont and he discovers the locals aren't all what they seem to be. Also includes: unexpected nature walks, murder, pining, improper treatment of crime scenes, a number of bone-related puns, high school bullies, and a short-range shrub named Ferdinand.

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    12 Sep 2020