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    JJ: I saw my teammate's partner kissing someone else in a bookstore in vermont!
    JJ: assemble the troops!
    Shane (knows): oh no.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    procured from twitter. it is largely what one would expect

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    “A sub drop?” Foreman asked, leaning back in his chair. “Really?”

    “I’m being serious,” Chase said.

    “Sometimes people get sad if they don’t cuddle after sex,” Foreman said. “That doesn’t lead to four months of bradycardia, appendicitis, and a failing spleen.”

    “Clearly someone’s never had their heart broken,” House said.

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    Inspired by the sub-drop fics post "we didn't even kiss"

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    10 Jun 2026

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    HOUSE MD WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

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    “Hello,” Ilya repeats, still kind of stuck on those freckles.

    “Hi?” the man says.

    “Hi,” Ilya says—again.

    Oh god, he's said hello three times now. He should literally say anything else. His name, probably. His phone number, preferably.

    “Hi,” Ilya says again, because he can’t help it. “I am—”

    “Are you Nick?” the man asks, and it comes out as a breathless sound.

    OR: Shane gets stood up on a blind date, and Ilya comes to the rescue, and proceeds to make a series of questionable decisions.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    so romcom-y it's cute when miscommunication is done right

    “No. No, you don’t get to be mad.” Shane shakes his head firmly.

    “I’m not mad,” Ilya says, mad as hell.

    hehe

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    “Man, when did you learn Russian?” Pike asked.

    “Did you do that for Viktor?” J.J. said. “You’re too good, Capitaine.”

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    Montreal's newest rookie doesn't speak much English. Luckily, Shane has learned enough Russian from Ilya to help. This is the story of their unlikely friendship, told from the rookie's point of view.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Five times where someone accidentally discovered that it’s always the quiet ones, and one time where Shane told them directly.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    feat. nhie and hayden finds out