11 Works by another_being
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It Is A Fucking Cow or Is It Fucking A Cow? by another_being
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 May 2026
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A man + cow = Alhaitham.
There's certainly something blatantly weird with that equation, so Zandik has been deployed to the field.
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Zandik really doesn't expect that things would be this weird, tho.
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- Part 2 of The roleplay that survived the crash
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Cross Breeding Between Crow and Falcon: Migration by another_being
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 May 2026
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"... Why?" Dottore hesitantly starts, which is unlike him so he grits his teeth and curses Omega Build inwardly, "Why the change of mind? Why did you willingly come with me so suddenly?"
They are sitting on their heels facing each other on the bed. Emotions are free to be observed by each other, and Alhaitham is as always calm and collected. But there's a slight quirk at the corners of his lips that has never failed to slow Dottore's breath. The glimmers of fondness in Alhaitham's eyes are polluting Dottore's mind with too much hope, so Dottore resolutely looks past Alhaitham without averting his eyes.
Alhaitham lets out an amused exhale and tilts his head, the hair ornaments his roommate must have forced him to wear make a crisp sound, "Zandik… Doctor, my mate," Alhaitham notices with amusement how Dottore's wings are flapping excitedly behind him, "will you accept it if I said my reason was because I am as attached to you as you are to me?"
Dottore freezes. Then his wings are spread in happiness. He grabs Alhaitham's shoulders and pulls him into an embrace before falling backwards to the bed.
Alhaitham lets him.Series
- Part 3 of Cross Breeding Between Crow and Falcon
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Doctor made a promise to Alhaitham. One that condemns them to a repeating suffering. Yet also one that Alhaitham determinedly keeps demanding of him.
It's genuinely getting ridiculous at some point.
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Doctor will continue to fulfill it.
or,
My experience when fighting Dottore's weekly boss be like:
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- Part 5 of Cross Breeding Between Crow and Falcon
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Just feed them regularly.
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This literally works on most animals.
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“Tell me, Professor. Will you take responsibility in the way that matters or do I have to wring the responsibility out of you?”
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An edited into a narration version of a roleplay I had with my homie, INeedFanfic.
"Imagine this is the end of the AQ, Alhaitham is acting grand sage and Dottore is back to Sumeru to see the man who caused a lot of trouble for him"
WARNING: please read the tag before you subjugate yourself into reading this.
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It's but a decision made on a whim. But the moment Dottore enters the Grand Sage's office, the course of actions he should take constantly changes with every word exchanged.
How adaptive. How interactive. How stimulating.
… Hmmm. How much trouble he should take care of if he takes Alhaitham home?
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- Part 1 of The roleplay that survived the crash
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Alhaitham says Yes (Arguable), but Pierro says No (Irrelevant) by another_being for INeedFanfic
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Aug 2024
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With the nature of his work, Prime never expects a surprise visit from Alhaitham.
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- Part 4 of Cross Breeding Between Crow and Falcon
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Shut up
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Zandik, as quietly as he can, sits down beside the familiar person he had longed to see for years
Once he manages to sit down unnoticed, instead of directly engaging with the person, he looks around the library of The Akademiya, trying to calm his nerves a little. Nothing has changed. Not the table in front of him, not the chair he's seated at, not the vibe… and definitely not Alhaitham.
Zandik places his elbow on the table and props his chin on his knuckle to observe the changes in his junior's appearance.
Alhaitham hasn't noticed him yet- wait, no. He's probably ignoring him.
Zandik can't help the way his lips twitch up from nostalgia, "Nice tits…" he purrs, trying to catch his junior's attention and to not burst out laughing from the familiar comment.
Alhaitham's eyebrows twitch in annoyance and he is about to berate the stranger harassing him in broad daylight when he finally has a look at Zandik.
Alhaitham freezes, and Zandik grins in anticipation at what will be his next reaction.
"... Did you get plastic surgery?" Alhaitham asks
The corner of Zandik's mouth twitches, 'Haha, damn. He hasn't changed.'
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- Part 1 of Definition of A Lunatic
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Cross Breeding Between Crow and Falcon: Hidden Among The Pages of Purana by another_being
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Jul 2023
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The Manmade God Project has arrived at its final stage.
Soon Dottore's job in Sumeru will be done and he can go back to his main lab in Snezhnaya.
Then the traveler arrived at Sumeru.
It's fine. Nothing he can't handle with a few little tweaks on his plan.
Oh, is that Alhaitham?
Suddenly, for some reason, everything is no longer under control.[You gross grown up has gone and decided to fuck one man and now you decide that it is our problem,] said the youngest segment of his life.
[The whore was doing it on purpose. He was a mole from the beginning. There's no way that your meeting with him was a coincidence, what with such an absurd reason,] said the more aggressive segment of his life.
[There's absolutely no need for such harsh words and neither the need to jump into conclusion. There's still no concrete evidence, yet. Why don't you go visit him again just to make sure?] said the more civil segment of his life.
[The reason why I created all of you is to give me other perspectives regarding matters that I can't fully comprehend from my perspective. So why don't any of you start saying something more useful?] he said.But they no longer answer.
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- Part 2 of Cross Breeding Between Crow and Falcon
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Cross Breeding Between Crow and Falcon: Introduction by another_being
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Mar 2023
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Crows have unique mating calls that contrast other birds'.
The combination between the coos, purring, rattles, and bowings that differs between groups of crow are very similar to what a language is.Alhaitham has been the Grand Scribe for quite a while and yet not even once has he ever seen a book about it. Not even an article.
When Alhaitham heard a crow breed Avian is going to stay in The Akademiya, he takes the matter of satiating his curiosity into his own hands.Series
- Part 1 of Cross Breeding Between Crow and Falcon