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    “Alright. Philza, then—As I was saying, everyone wants something. You want your throne back, want your father’s death avenged. The villagers want rain for the crops that don’t freeze when the sun sets. The priests want their Gods to hear them. I’ve never met a person that didn’t want for something.”

    “Then what do you want?” Philza asked.

    “I’ll let you know when we win back your kingdom.”

    Before Tommy,

    Before Wilbur,

    Philza’s kingdom had been stolen from him. His father had just been murdered, and his uncle had taken the throne through bloodshed and familicide. Some would say that it was a miracle that Philza had gotten away with his life, that he shouldn’t even bother trying to win the throne back and move on. Go into hiding. Blend in with the common folk and ignore the duty that he had been born with.

    Enter Technoblade—the most notorious blood mage that had ever lived. The leader of an army of sell-swords and thieves. The Lord of the Underground, they called him, and he wanted to help Philza win his kingdom back. In return, he would be ensured a seat next to the king.

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    Techno, are you awake?

    Yeah?

    Will you drive me to get ice cream?

    It’s literally three o’clock in the morning.

    or, Wilbur and Techno have always been able to read each other's minds. Call it a superpower or a twin telepathy situation or whatever you want. Techno mainly just calls it annoying.

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    “How are the lessons coming?”

    The answer didn’t come in words but in petals. White rimmed with a winding blue stem, tied together with a string that had Wilbur’s magic written all over it. And Techno couldn’t stop the small noise of surprise that tumbled out of his mouth as the Northern Lilies were being shoved in his face.

    It was the only type of flower that grew in the cold soil, and it would probably be the last bouquet that Techno would receive before they made their way onto the frozen grounds of the northern mountains, and their magic all but dissipated for the remainder of the journey.

    “These are for you.”

    Tommy faces the unfamiliar land that he has been brought into, and it's Technoblade's job to make sure that he's kept safe. He should've known that watching over a chaos mage wouldn't be so simple.

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    “They teach you balance at Aedon, do they not?” Philza tilted his head, curious and questioning.

    “Of course, they do.”

    “Then you understand why I had to get another advisor."

    Wilbur, newly trained to aid Kings during their time as rulers, joins Feather Crest's court to serve the new King Philza, but he doesn't seem to be seeing eye-to-eye with their king's primary protector, Technoblade, the most ruthless blood mage the realm has ever seen.

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    He is solace and chaos.

    He is a thundering storm and the warning breeze that ushers it in.

    He is a blinding light covered in the silken shroud of a starless night.

    He is Duality's youth.

    or, Being a mage in training was hard enough but being a mage in training with chaos magic was entirely and inexplicably worse. Tommy found himself struggling in the halls and classrooms of the Aedon Keep almost daily, trying—and failing—to call upon the gifts that he was ever so graciously blessed with. He’d walk the stone floors, his footsteps echoing off of the walls, muttering incantations under his breath in the hopes that one day he might be able to conjure something more than a measly flame or a weak gust of wind.

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    “I know you’re scared, but we can’t hide in the closet forever.” It must have only been a couple of minutes since they’d been hiding in here, but it was long enough for Techno to get antsy in the dark. “He’s probably not even going to be that mad.”

    Or, three times Phil called them "son."

    And the one time they called him "dad."

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    “Um,” Wilbur was the one to break the silence, crossing his arms over his chest, something he’d picked up from Techno. “Tommy’s parents are going to be back soon.”

    “Oh,” Phil replied, but something didn’t feel right. Maybe it was Wilbur’s tone of voice or the way Techno wouldn’t look at him. “How soon?”

    “Not long.” Tommy’s voice was hoarse, strained, watery. There was a tidal wave behind those words, pulling itself back and then pushing forward again. He cleared his throat. “Not long,” he repeated, and Phil’s heart broke. As he looked around the van, those words repeated in his head over and over again.

    The way the van was in disarray. The way the vines had started creeping up into the sides of the window, strangling the vehicle from the outside. A teddy bear with no arm and a race car was flipped upside down, lying among toy-like shards of glass. A pillowcase stained with red. The half-carcass of the rabbit rotting in the corner.

    Not long.

    Mobs have taken over the world, reducing most civilizations to ash. Phil is fourteen years old when he finds a child amongst the rubble.

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