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Jadzia throws up her hands in defeat. “You know, I’ve been carrying these conversations for weeks because I’m the only one here who’s been having sex. When’s the last time you got laid?”
A sly smile slides onto Quark’s face. “Actually, I got laid this week.”The station’s resident sluts play cards and talk about sex.
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It’s the DS9 prank war episode we all deserved! Quark pulls off one of the greatest and most sophisticated schemes ever—on an unsuspecting Odo.
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“We can make it a game, for old time’s sake. Tell me three things about yourself, but make one of them a lie.”
AKA a story told through storytelling, and how the truth is usually (but not always) easier to swallow if it tastes like a lie. Featuring M*A*S*H unit sleepover shenanigans, BJ goes to Maine, and BJ’s Complete Lies.
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Jim had always been good with his tongue.
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- Part 6 of Tactile
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Jim’s first love was the stars.
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- Part 5 of Tactile
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An analysis of the casual intimacy of touch.
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You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.
You wake up with no idea where you are, or who you are.
You wake up...
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12 Oct 2023
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have you heard the news that you're dead? by wizardlover
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
09 Sep 2022
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“Kim,” you say, and he blinks at you in the middle of putting out his hand. “There’s something fucked up going on.”
“You must be from the 41st. I’m Lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi—though you seem to know that already.” He seems tense, for some reason—and his hand is still out. “I’m afraid I wasn’t told who you are.”
“It’s me, Harry! Kim, don’t you remember me? Fuck, there’s something really wrong happening.”
“If you’re referring to the dead body that has been hanging from a tree for seven days—then yes, I agree. It is pretty wrong.” Kim is looking at you with his mouth slightly pursed. There’s no recognition in his eyes—he looks at you like you’re a stranger.
“This can’t be happening." Kim clears his throat.
“You are clearly going through… something. But I would appreciate it if we could focus on the case for the moment.”
“Oh my god,” you say. “We did it already, Kim, but for some reason I’m the only one who remembers! This is some—some cosmic joke from the universe, I’ll tell you that.”
“Okay,” Kim says, slowly. “I’m going to give you a moment while I talk to the manager. You’re going to sit down and sort out whatever it is you’re doing. And then we’re going to take down that corpse.”
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03 Oct 2023
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“But I don’t even know your name.”
“Yes, you do.” Kim finds the whole situation very funny now. He gently pulls his hand out from Harry’s grip. Then pops two sterile gloves on. Snap. “Come on. Think, Harry.” He looks at Harry patiently. This Harry is worryingly soft at the edges. A preferable twin to the man who stumbled drunk down the stairs that first day in the Whirling. Sweet.
Harry gives him a lost look. “I’ve no idea. I feel like I know everything about you but that.”
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02 Oct 2023
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Harry shows Kim around Jamrock, loses a fight with an ice-cream cone, and wins a fight with a couch.
Or: Disaster Cop Has Big Feelings, Makes Questionable Choices, Gets Laid Anyway.
Picks up where DE leaves off, more or less.
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- Part 2 of Hard Spring
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02 Oct 2023
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Harry dies trying to punch a child. He cracks his entire lower skull on asphalt trying to make a pantless jump across rooftops. He has a heart attack from sitting in a chair. Meanwhile, Kim watches and remembers.
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30 Sep 2023