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After Bracca, you dream every night.
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The Nature of Daylight by arlathahn
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
05 Dec 2020
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Somehow, she always imagined there would be songs.
Expectation. It’s a funny, disarming, damning thing.
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- Part 2 of At the end of all things.
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Richie is always second-rate: from his Goodwill shoes to his sloppy hair to his shitty jokes. He may be the loudest person in the room, he may be the center of attention, but that doesn’t mean his so-called infamy actually counts for anything substantive. It doesn’t mean anyone wants him around past the last line of a funny joke, past the time it takes a party trick to shine: a brief eclipse of happiness before the darkness sets back in. Before the Losers, no one really looked twice, and after them, no one else really compared.
Or: Eddie asks for Richie’s help filling out his Summer Experience essay. Richie agrees...and gets more than he signed up for. -
Sense by arlathahn
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games), Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom
03 Mar 2019
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The worst part is, it’s the oldest tale in the book.
Or: how to fall in love with a company man, in backwards order.
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Connor is well aware he is composed of numbers and parts. He knows his code is binary, and therefore simple and precise. He was not born, he was made. His DNA was not composed of strands, but two singular numbers, contrived of the most basic sequence there is: a zero, followed by a one.
Connor likes this simplicity. He likes knowing what he is. He is satisfied being a machine.
Right up until he isn’t.
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At the end of all things. by arlathahn
Fandom: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
05 Dec 2020
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What a King Should Look Like by angel_deux
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
07 Aug 2019
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Tyrion thinks Bran should be king. Bran decides it should be Jaime. Jaime would rather be dead, but somehow he's talked into it anyway.
An AU where Jaime is king, Sansa is his Hand, and Brienne is his Lord Commander.
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- Part 2 of we should kind of forget about season 8
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Bookmarked by arlathahn
11 Aug 2025
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“This is a fair set of vows,” she says. “Maybe they’ll start calling you King Jaime the Just.”
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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Bookmarked by arlathahn
30 Mar 2025
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“The fuck are you doing here?” Roy asks, and Jamie freezes. He’s pretty sure his heart stops. Shame, that, considering how good he is at football. The team’ll never recover if he dies on Roy’s doorstep, and besides, they’d probably think Roy killed him, and then they’d fire him, and then they’d be down a star player and a coach.
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It's not like he wants Roy Kent saying nice things about him to be the only thing that gets him off, but he's got to work with what he's got.
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23 Mar 2025
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And the thing is, Jamie always knows when someone's into him. It's like his superpower, except everyone's into him so it's kinda useless, most of the time. Usually the only vibe he ever gets off Roy is like heat radiating off a brick wall — intense, yeah, but you can't tell what's fuelling it.
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Cullen and Dorian's friendship deepens. Cullen is a romantic. Dorian is literally cold. Cullen is no longer certain what he would consider surprising. Mages and Templars working in perfect cooperation, perhaps. Evil and corruption disappearing into the ground along with the blight, blood magic falling so far out of favor it ceased to be. A united Thedas: that would be a surprise.
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Bookmarked by arlathahn
19 Jan 2025
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Cullen wouldn't be Varric's first choice of a traveling companion, but he definitely comes higher on Varric's list than Seeker Cassandra Pentaghast, a woman who does not appear to know the meaning of the words "let's all calm down and talk about this like reasonable people."
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12 Jan 2025
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"Do not try to escape," Cassandra tells him in a daunting tone once they're off the ship and onto the dock. Varric shoulders his luggage and considers, briefly, trying to escape. But he's in a strange town, he'd have to pay his own passage home, and he's beginning to think he'd pay good money to watch Cullen Rutherford explain to all the Templars in Ferelden that mages are just misunderstood.