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shooting towards the sky by Nonymos
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Apr 2026
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The System had been very clear: User 001 had transmigrated into Shang Qinghua’s character. For the past ten years, as he struggled against the limitations of his child body, Airplane had tried to reconcile himself with the fate that awaited him—the sect burning because of him, his neck snapped by a demon’s hand—and hoped desperately that he could change it somehow.
Except now… his fate seemed to have changed by itself?
“You have indeed been selected to join Xing Jiao Peak,” the teacher repeated. “Do you accept?”
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19 Apr 2026
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Two ninja walk into a bar. One of them has a perverse mind and keeps cornering the other in barely hidden places to use his body. The other is Kakashi.
Or: The one where sweet, innocent Iruka invites Kakashi to a game of tag.
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- Part 1 of Children's Games.
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09 Apr 2026
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Throwaway93328’s Tried-and-True Method by CherriChou for unreliable narratoe (gaya_ya)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Jul 2025
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Somehow, for some reason, Shang Qinghua himself also wormed his way into Shen Yuan’s mind. His working theory was that it was because Shang Qinghua was the one who showed him that video, and because they watched it together. After all, Shen Yuan would certainly never choose to think about his friend-slash-roommate’s soft body or his curly hair or his lips—his lips! That was how Shen Yuan knew this was all bullshit, because no sane person would willingly think about Shang Qinghua’s constantly-bitten-up, likely-chapped lips! And yet, ever since that night, Shen Yuan kept finding himself fixated on them and wondering what they might feel like against his own.
Bullshit!!
After Shang Qinghua shows him a gay hypnosis video one night while high, Shen Yuan is plagued with gay thoughts. He can’t believe that stupid video worked, and he can’t believe Shang Qinghua showed it to him!
Luckily, Shen Yuan gets some advice on how to undo the effects of the hypnosis, and he knows exactly who to turn to for help. After all, Shang Qinghua should take responsibility, shouldn’t he?
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08 Apr 2026
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Defragmenting by elanor_pam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Nov 2025
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“He will be writing,” Mobeijun rumbled, “and he will stop. He will be talking, and he will stop. He will be listening, and then— he will stop.”
His hand rose in an aborted movement that shifted into crossing his arms, and Mu Qingfang had the impression that the Northern King was, in fact, agitated.
Shang Qinghua seems to be suffering from a very unusual malady. Mobeijun is concerned.
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04 Apr 2026
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world's longest yeah boi by elanor_pam
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Aug 2025
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A wildly premature wife plot strikes Shen Qingqiu out of nowhere, incidentally granting him the opportunity to change the upcoming plot at the relatively low cost of his cherry. He has the wrong crisis about it.
In the aftermath, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect take the evidence they've been granted, reach perfectly plausible conclusions, and somehow manage to run with them in the best possible direction.
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03 Apr 2026