artichokefunction
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orange ball of love by artichokefunction
Fandoms: Madness Combat (Web Series), Madness: Project Nexus (Video Games)
13 Apr 2026
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collection of snippets about their relationship over however long it is that they've known each other
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and rejoice, your hair it smells like burning hair by artichokefunction
Fandoms: Original Work
23 Feb 2022
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large gatherings of people are the perfect time to arrange for something to go wrong. unfortunately, most people don't plan for something that knows secrets like the void does.
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i've played the unraveler, the parhelion [but even apocalypse is fleeting] by artichokefunction
Fandoms: Original Work
23 Feb 2022
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don't fool yourself into thinking that the void is unbeatable. bound to it's body as it is, it is quite vulnerable to certain things, for example, extremes of temperature
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 864
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 28
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the Light finds himself in an unfamiliar situation. a friend rather unexpectedly offers support.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 975
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 17
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for a long time now, the avatar of Color has been ignoring the small ways she is Different from the people around her.
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- English
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- 502
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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Recent series
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lately, you're the only [human/dancer/monster] i believe in by artichokefunction
Fandom Original Work
23 Feb 2022
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world 1 of who knows how many. here magic is elemental and grounded in reality, except for when it isn't, which is what the three avatars are for
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Recent bookmarks
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New Perspective by YaKillinMeSmalls
Fandoms: Madness Combat (Web Series), Madness: Project Nexus (Video Games)
08 Apr 2026
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Doc pulls the flashdrive out of the tower, then hesitates. If he's lucky, he'll have two minutes to get out of here before the datacenter is swarming with agents. Soldats, to be specific.
That won't be the hard part.
Deimos is stamping the butt of his cigarette into the concrete floor when Doc turns back to him. Their eyes meet, and then his gaze flicks down to the gun at Doc's hip. They both know what comes next.
Bookmarked by artichokefunction
15 Apr 2026
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The power fluctuated, lights going out. Phil was lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling, but his eyes might as well have been closed. The darkness was so complete it was like it clasped its fingers in his, breathed through his throat-- and then, slowly, he became aware of a shift on the other side of the glass. Faint, distant movement. A soft pulse of light, pinkish-red mingled with off-white, gentle bioluminescent flickers in the engulfing blackness. Fear twisted so far around that it turned to wonder.
He thought the lights were multiple creatures close together, at first. Then the emergency lights hummed back on, and the lights on the other side suddenly resolved into a being, a huge one with a long snaking tail and brightness down its side and shoulders and flowing hair and was that a goddamn fucking mer--
The mer reeled back and disappeared into the gloom. Phil stared after it and said blankly, forgetting it was only a plush crow listening: "What the actual fuck."
Series
- Part 34 of dream smp fic my beloved
- Part 8 of dsmp/smpearth sampler [personal favorites]
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,240
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 117
- Kudos:
- 516
- Bookmarks:
- 146
- Hits:
- 4,058
Bookmarked by artichokefunction
09 Mar 2026
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It isn't missing him. This, he acknowledges hesitantly. Tommy's a scientist before he's a son: he can't disprove theories just because he doesn't like them. But he's felt absence before and it wouldn't come in the middle of an autumn night, passed by with several opportunities to visit. It's reserved for late school pick-ups and spilled ice cream trucks, the early breeze of school wind. No, he doesn't miss his father. But he misses pieces of him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,169
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- Kudos:
- 29
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- 4
- Hits:
- 141
Bookmarked by artichokefunction
29 Jul 2025
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mc escher maps by localdisasterisk
Fandoms: Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
01 Oct 2023
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The game ends. The map ends. The things inside them, their archetyping ends.
The things themselves do not.
Bookmarked by artichokefunction
28 Jul 2025
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Railroaded by tenebrousArchivist
Fandom Half-Life VR But the AI is Self-Aware (Web Series)
23 Feb 2024
- Words:
- 23,191
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 7
Bookmarked by artichokefunction
22 Jul 2025