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gaslight gatekeep girlboss by thepolysyndetonaddictsupportgroup
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Dec 2021
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“Look, believe it or not, I had no intention of killing the Vampiric Council when I came here,” declares Nadja, sitting alone on the couch. “But Guillermo and I arrived at the first council meeting and did the whole, you know, the whole thing, the first day thing. Introductions and all that, yes hello wonderful to meet you, yes this is my bodyguard, yes he has slaughtered a tremendous number of our kind”--she flaps her hand absently--“normal first day things, you know? It was fine.” She pauses. “It got really fucking weird on the second day.”
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Nadja and Guillermo seize control of vampiric politics, puppeteer world powers, and have the hottest of hot girl summers.
Unfortunately, they also really miss the stupid assholes they're in love with. With no way left to find them, they have no choice but to consult an Archivist.
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- Part 1 of it's not a whore HOUSE it's a whore HOME
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19 Nov 2023
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your space station sucks and your vibes are awful by Avonya
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
21 Jun 2021
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Because of a faulty language module, Murderbot ends up on Dominicus-9 instead of somewhere actually conducive to getting evidence against GrayCris. Fortunately it doesn’t actually have to spend that much time on the station, but while it’s there can it figure out why a station would have gravedirt? And what’s up with the person wearing human bones?
Actually, fuck that, no thank you.
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21 Jun 2023
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This Unit: Where is my owner, Dr. Mensah?
Dr. Yuen: Well, that’s the million dollar question, isn’t it? SecUnit, where did you last physically interact with Dr. Ayda Mensah?
Information Retrieval: Dr. Ayda Mensah last interacted with This Unit on Preservation Station at 08:27:22 on 4098-09-17 CRST.
This Unit: You do not have permission to access that information.
Dr. Yuen: You’re incorrect, SecUnit. We do. Answer the question.
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(When the infamous rogue SecUnit of the Preservation Alliance gets captured, the corporate techs assigned to it expected to be able to get some juicy data, or at least some insights into its cracked governor module. They didn't expect something so... basic.)
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17 Jun 2023
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Martin is no stranger to being bound to servitude. He has spent a lifetime indebted to the Witch of the Blackwood, and has only just managed to escape from under her influence by stealing for her a priceless Fae artifact. However, to ensure she escapes with the artifact and her newly endowed immortality, she makes sure Martin is caught by the Fae in her place.
As punishment, Martin is given to a Fae named Jon.
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10 May 2023
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if i knew it all then, would i do it again? by astridianmayfly
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Jul 2022
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[When they were on the couch and maybe a little too wine-drunk, Martin asked Jon if he could describe what love felt like. He told Jon love felt like warmth, to him. Like tea in the cold. Jon looked at Martin with the sloppiest of smiles and told him love felt like a sunrise in his chest. Martin looked back at Jon, and when they locked eyes Martin had seen it. All of those colors.]
Or: Martin Blackwood is unstuck in time.Series
- Part 1 of the tether and the knife
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04 Jul 2022