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  1. Public Bookmark 99

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    A few months after the events in the Republic of Pirates, Stede maybe, accidentally, starts a barfight. At least their jail cells give Stede and Ed plenty of time to talk - and they have a lot to talk about, if people would stop interrupting them.

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    19 Jun 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 61

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    Two men stood by the rails, knives against Alma’s and Louis’ necks. Between them was – well, Mary was sure he had to be the captain, dressed in a rich red and gold coat, gun and sword in hand and menacing grin on face.

    “Give us Blackbeard, and we don’t slit their throats.”

    Which was – which was going to be a problem, Mary thought hysterically, because what the actual fuck. Where did this madman think they were going to find Blackbeard aboard Stede’s ship?
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    belated whumptober 2023 fill: prompt #28: sacrifice; alt prompt #7: examination; prompt #26: “you look awful.”

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    30 Jan 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 77

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    Recently and amicably divorced Stede Bonnet is slated for a big promotion, when new hire Ed Teach swoops in and steals his job… and then his heart.

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    03 Dec 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 77

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    She doesn’t remember her name.

    Those who bother to look in her direction, those who don’t sneer or sniff condescendingly at the scrawny girl haunting the docks in the mornings and washing scratchy fabrics and clothes so dirty the water only seems to make the stains look blacker, those called her Anne.

    She doesn’t remember her name.

    But she remembers her home.

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    13 May 2023

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    The first time it happens, Ed doesn’t say anything. It’s a normal day. Boring. Maybe he has a hangover, maybe it’s time to stop getting black-out drunk the night before work. But it’s been a while since he’s gotten into trouble for it. He doesn’t have as much to be angry about these days, not anymore. Depressed? Possibly. Feeling like he’s wasted his life? Oh, absolutely, that’s just a fact. He’s 45 years old and working in a dingy, dusty strip mall, living vicariously (at the moment) through a man in a $3000 bespoke suit taking a sledgehammer to a microwave.

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    "modern au where Ed is the owner of the rage room and one day Stede comes in after a very stressful day at work, pays 40 minutes for the room, breaks things for 20 minutes and then cries for another 20 minutes" @EDWARDSSTEACH on Twitter

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    12 Feb 2023