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Alec was just being Alec and Magnus loves the man but even he has to admit that his boyfriend is a sassy little shit most of the time. So Simon said something, Alec said something back… and he rolled his eyes, in that way of his that can rival even Raphael’s eye-rolls.
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Jace gulped, looking down at his empty glass. Raphael generously poured him another shot.
“I used to see myself as an asexual”, he suddenly said. “In fact I was so sure of it that I’ve even turned down people who I genuinely liked. Like Isabelle.”
“You’ve turned down Izzy!? And yet Simon managed to break your supposed asexuality?!”
Raphael lifted a single perfect eyebrow, as if to clearly say “Well, he broke your supposed heterosexuality, so…” It was plain on his face even though Jace had never mentioned a name. -
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“Look, it was supposed to be a bonding experience, okay! We work together, his job as a cl-team leader is very demanding and that puts a strain on … things.”
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The flashing lights were going to give him a migraine, he was sure. How could people truly enjoy this, he had no idea. Looking around for something to fix his eyes on and hopefully suppress his nausea Harry was surprised to find out that they had gotten a lot closer to the stage and he could finally make out the DJ.
In which moment his brain promptly stopped functioning.
“No fucking way….”, he wheezed.
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After the end of the Second Wizarding War, the infamous Boy Who Lived Twice has all but disappeared from the public eye. In a shocking act of spontaneity in the months following his victory over He Who Shall Not Be Named, Harry Potter abandoned his friends and his pursuits of becoming an auror to study dragons at the infamous Romanian Dragon Sanctuary. Under the careful guidance of his best friend’s brother, Charlie Weasley, Harry has discovered a passion for caring for the rather vicious and powerful beasts. The tumultuous life of the Savior has finally calmed down, and one could argue that he has found something reminiscent of peace after a lifetime of anguish.
But of course, Harry Potter’s life is anything but peaceful. When the dragon keepers save an injured dragon from poachers, Harry’s newfound peace is turned upside down. As any respectable dragon keeper knows, Hebridean Black dragons are notorious for their dark scales and purple eyes. Imagine their surprise when the injured dragon is discovered to be a pure-white Hebridean Black with gray eyes. Eyes that only seem to watch Harry.
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21 Nov 2025
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Messages by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for Melioristicbeast
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
05 Oct 2025
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“When McCall called to say you’d lost your mind, I thought he was fucking with me. It implies you had a mind to lose to begin with.”
“Do you know what this heathen did?!” Stiles demanded, facing Jackson around the side of the board, but pointing his marker backwards towards the apartment across the way.
“I probably don’t care,” Jackson admitted, sighing in annoyance.
“He was watching Star Wars out of order, Jackson! Out. Of. Order! Not like, the original trilogy, then the prequels, then the sequels, oh no! No! He was watching them all willy nilly in whatever order he wanted!”
“The tragedy,” Jackson deadpanned, coming around the entertainment unit so he was beside Stiles at the whiteboard.
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20 Oct 2025
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All works in this series share the same universe and overarching plot. You can read them in chronological order to follow the full arc, or read each one as a complete, standalone work.
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“We had dinner at that fancy restaurant downtown—the really expensive one, you know?" Stiles says, picking at his jeans. "He gave me sunflowers. Can you believe he remembered they’re my favorite? And then, to top it all off, he asked me to run away to Vegas for a Star Wars-themed wedding. It was super romantic."
There’s a surprised lilt to his dad’s tone when he asks, "Really?”
"No," Stiles snaps, rolling his eyes. "He bought me a McFlurry from the McDonald’s drive-through and then we fucked in the backseat of his car."
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08 Sep 2025
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When Stiles wakes up the next morning, safe and sound in his narrow, slightly wobbly single bed in his dorm, one singular, unshakable thought flits through his foggy, sleep-addled brain before he groans, drags the covers back over his head, and officially declares war on himself.
He is an absolute fucking idiot.
Alpacas in Peru actually sound a whole lot better than facing up to the fact that he just gave Derek a blowjob in the back of his stupid Camaro.
Or: “I think I just gave poor Rudolph a facial, oh my God.”
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08 Sep 2025
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Stiles works at a bookstore.
Derek owns the building.
They meet on a Tuesday.
By Sunday, he’s moving into Derek’s spare room.
It’s not meant to be anything at all.
But turns out to be everything he ever wanted.
And now Derek doesn’t know how he could ever possibly let him go.It starts with Wuthering Heights and ends with Stiles in Derek’s bed. Somewhere in between, there’s an eviction notice, a spare room, and the terrifying possibility of being loved back.
Oh, and a one-eyed cat.
And sex.
There’s also sex.
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31 Aug 2025