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Frank wants to be a good husband. A good father. He’s not sure he knows how though. He feels like it might be too late for him.
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A few snippets in time from before the birth of Punisher. When Frank was just a man. A flawed man, but still just a man.
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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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06 Nov 2025
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Dustin watches Eddie's face as everyone else giggles. He's retained his typical intimidating smirk for much of this encounter, but as Steve stumbles through his fictional seduction, Eddie's eyes soften. His smirk slowly turns to a small grin.
“Didn't Wizard Romeo and Juliet both die?” he asks, in that same low, grumbly voice he always loves to use for big scary bad guys. The effect is jarring.
“Well, yes, but… they loved each other first,” Steve says, oddly sincere. “I think love is worth the risk. Wouldn't you agree? And then, uh, I'm gonna take off my helmet and, like—” Steve tosses his hair, shaking it out dramatically and running a hand through it afterward to fix any wayward strands.
"Ew,” Mike says.
Nancy presses a hand over her mouth, but it does nothing to hide her smile. Usually, this is the point where Eddie would make them all roll initiative. Dustin has his D20 ready. But Eddie smiles. Eddie fucking smiles, and not in that maniacal way he does before siccing something horrific on them, he fucking beams, and says, "You're gonna scrape your neck on his mace doing that, just so you know."
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24 Oct 2025
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Something in the past year had gone horribly wrong.
No, not the shit with the dragon, of course Fabian helped fight a fucking dragon in his first year of high school. That made perfect sense. Not him killing his father, he was probably always going to do that at some point— let’s be real here, it’s not like the man was ever going to allow himself to die of old age.
No, something had definitely gone horribly wrong, something else, because there was absolutely no logical world in which Fabian Seacaster was sitting on the floor of the Gukgak family apartment, staring at The Ball absolutely demolishing a microwave pizza, and thinking, ‘God, I wish that were me.’----
Something was wrong with Fabian Seacaster, and as his unofficial best friend, Riz was the man on the case.
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23 Oct 2025
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Cunk on Fangs by beemovieerotica
Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Mar 2025
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Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.
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16 Oct 2025
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Fabian promposes to Riz. It goes about as well as one could expect.
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03 Oct 2025