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mac and dennis have make up sex after the events of Mac and Dennis Break Up.
this is PURE FILTH
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09 May 2020
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Dennis had spent countless hours running through scenario after scenario in his head, trying his hardest to solve them with daydreams and algorithms. The solution he’d come to was simple: Provide just enough affection and emotional support to make Mac malleable and willing to do anything. And then give Mac everything he’d been wanting for the past twenty-something years and get everything Mac wanted to give him in return. His decades of carefully planned manipulation and expert psychological conditioning were about to pay off. So why, he wondered, was he so nervous?
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09 Dec 2019
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by the time the first bombs fell we were already bored by sinnabar (fishtank)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
06 Feb 2016
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Scenes from a suburban nightmare.
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20 Nov 2019
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Mac gets a little too bossy sometimes. It's Dennis's job to take him down a notch.
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- Part 1 of we can't escape this; it's in our bones
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20 Nov 2019
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20 Nov 2019
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Mac decides it's time to confess his biggest sin. Dennis absolutely does not want that to happen.
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27 Mar 2017
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Mac and Dennis Get a New Apartment by pavonine
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
07 Mar 2017
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After Dee's landlord threatens to kick them out for squatting, Mac and Dennis get a place of their own and it's all downhill from there. Dennis tries to keep himself together. Life's got other plans.
Set a few months after the end of Season 10.
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13 Feb 2017
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In any other circumstances Dee wouldn’t exactly be complaining about sharing her bed with not one but two admittedly decent-looking guys. There’s just the small fact that one of them is a repressed gay man who she can barely stand on a good day, and the other is her twin brother.
Mac, Dee and Dennis are now forced to share not only an apartment but also a bed, which means that certain truths will inevitably come to light. Or, the one where Dennis has been banging both Mac and Dee on the down-low for years.
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05 May 2016
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Mac is gay and everyone knows it. They make a bet to see who can prove it. Features both crime and full penetration.
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13 Apr 2016
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i imagine the weight of your ribs if you lied between my hips by beygood
Fandoms: Zayn Malik (Musician), One Direction (Band)
12 Mar 2016
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harry's the first tattoo artist zayn's met who can make sense of his strange (and admittedly pretentious) creative vision.
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09 Apr 2016
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Be Cruel To Me, Cause I'm A Fool For You by orphan_account
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
12 Mar 2016
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Charlie and Frank had their weird, inexplicable connection; Dee had the multiple cat carcasses that her landlord refused to dig out of her wall; and Dennis had Mac. He would always have Mac, and Mac would always pretend to understand what was going on in his head.
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13 Mar 2016
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the day you move (i'm probably gonna explode) by sinnabar (fishtank)
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
01 Mar 2016
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He could maybe get addicted to this, if he let himself. Or: five times Mac and Dennis toed the line between friends and lovers, and one time they crossed it for good.
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02 Mar 2016
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Mac and Dennis fight about who is more gay and then fuck some sense into each other.
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25 Feb 2016
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Cop roleplay based on "Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City."
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25 Feb 2016
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"So I've been thinking about something," Dennis begins, and his intense, scheming stare is almost palpable, if not necessarily visible from this angle.
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25 Feb 2016
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Maybe Mac's purpose in life is to save the world from Dennis Reynolds
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25 Feb 2016
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Zayn's first thought, in any situation, on any given day, is Harry. It's as infuriating as it is habitual.
Canon. Zayn and Harry figure a few things out in Brazil over the last few days of the South American leg of WWAT.
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22 Feb 2016
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Dennis sets up an elaborate scheme to entice Mac on their 50th Monthly Dinner, but Mac gets a little side-tracked.
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20 Feb 2016
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"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." Mac vs. the Ten Commandments.
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18 Feb 2016
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“You think someone is trying to lure you into a sex trap using Shakespeare?”
Harry shrugs. “Maybe.”
Or the one where Zayn writes Harry anonymous love letters.
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15 Feb 2016